Mandos, Knight Radiant.

Posting Nemik's Manifesto for no reason whatsoever. "There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. 1/🧵

That beautiful time of year when politicians in other states text me more than my friends 🥰🥰🥰

It’s me! In every workplace other than LRR! I’m not actually hostile, I’m actually kind of conflict avoidant, I just don’t like doing stupid things because stupid people tell me to do them. But when you point out how they’re stupid/timewasters, even using your polite voice? You’re difficult!

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

2030 is not a real year. #starcraft

Outkast’s Ms Jackson just came on at the gym and I will never in my life be able to hear that song without thinking about this comic

If you can't get enough of The Odyssey this weekend, you could always pay a visit to the Underworld of Hades!⛵️ Do say hello to everyone if you stop by.

I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell for almost twenty minutes this morning and he just screamed over and over "WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT? WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT???" before whoever was in the room with him started chanting in Latin about souls and debts needed to be paid.

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

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“Every one of us is, in the cosmic perspective, precious. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another.” — Carl Sagan

Because of reasons... I'm going to build a Zada deck. I'm going to sleeve it in Apex sleeves and stick it in a @quivertime.com Citadel box. Then I'm going to mail it to one of you. Like, comment, and share to enter. I'll pick a random winner June 1st. Please allow time for processing.

so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...

Fucking prophetic line

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

At my funeral, as my casket is being lowered into the ground, I want "Another Rain" from the Halo 3: ODST soundtrack to play, so that Marty O'Donnell can let me down one last time.

When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”

They’re called Meta Glasses because if you’re wearing a pair everyone assumes you’ve never meta woman.

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind. It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty. Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face. Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.

Anyways.

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

Now USA needs one more sudden death, and you know who I'm talkin' about.

ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI. FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow! ALTMAN: Exactly. FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?

Hey fellow bad brain havers. Reminder that everyone does NOT secretly hate you, they are too busy for that.

If hearing someone say fuck turns you away from this movement then I don't think you were all that appalled by ICE to begin with.

We're all gonna die because white people in America would rather burn their children in nuclear fire than treat their neighbors as fellow human beings.

May this be a year of blessings. May this be a year of hope. May this be a year of peace. May this be a year of love.

For those of you wanting to start a new project in the new year but afraid you're gonna suck, heed the words of the ancient texts:

This Brazilian woman hates AI

My true Christmas wish - the thing I hold most hopeful in my heart - is that each and every one of you has a better 2026 than you had in 2025. May the fates be generous and kind and you all receive the blessings you all so richly deserve. Merry Christmas and much love to you all.

I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.

how it feels Cc'ing your boss in an email

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I got today's Cosmeredle in 4 tries! 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Try and beat me at cosmeredle.net

Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh

My most woke opinion: Homophobia and transphobia are learned social behaviors that seek to distract people from actual problems by vilifying a minority. What consenting adults do to and with each other in private has NO EFFECT on anyone else.

10/10 take. No notes.

when you're downed but your teammate is AFK

I think it’s important to remember that you don’t get points for being a bootlicker, you just out yourself as a spineless little worm. The boot doesn’t care how well you clean it. It will still crush you.