Will Christianson

I mean more power to everyone who wants to send each other consensual nudes but I have simply never taken a dick pic, let alone sent one to a random woman who has not asked for it! what the hell, guys! don’t do that!

691 words about Cheesecake. 434 words about rape.

What was Craig Counsell thinking? Not sure the Brewers would be here if he was still the skipper.

WANT TO SNORFLE THE MURDERCAT (🔊 up)

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Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?

It's already illegal. Congress banned it near-unanimously in 2022. That law allows the ban to be lifted only if Russia withdraws from Ukraine. He's simply breaking the law that's already on the books.

DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment https://theonion.com/doj-to-bring-back-firing-squad-as-means-of-entertainment/

Holy shit.

25 years ago today, the U.S. launched its war in Afghanistan. Weeks earlier, Barbara Lee was the only member of Congress to vote against the 2001 Authorization of Military Force, warning it would be a blank check for forever wars. History has proven her lonely and courageous vote right.

You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.

The man who took out full page ads demanding the death penalty for five Black and Latino teenagers falsely accused of rape is out here worried that the seven majority white Cornell frat boys accused of rape "won't get a fair shake".

The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks.

Eric Schmitt: “I’d like to solve the puzzle…Atlanta Hawks.”

This is great content. Every single second of it.

Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all

Hallucinating AI robots wrote an article in one of the largest English papers in the world saying I quit writing to become a gardener. I did not! Instead, I wrote about them. Read on: sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/i-wandered...

This is insane. It’s a death cult.

The Trump administration understands that thousands will show up to block demolition efforts at the Kennedy Center, right? Right?

Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible

I suppose this is what happens when you ask an idiot to explain economics.

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊ #Newsnight

It's always a good time to share this.

in the immediate wake of 9/11, people talked about carpet bombing muslim countries with the same casualness as talking about a nominal tax hike.

Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”

(centrist adviser): "Sir, what our voters want most is someone who'll fight! Who'll fight for them and not back down! Who'll fight to defend freedom! And, sir, that's why I'm urging you to make sure you tell everyone that you're willing to sacrifice a trans kid playing soccer."

Remember kids, communism isn’t when the government owns the means of production. It’s when someone with blue hair tells you their pronouns, as Karl Marx demanded.

Even if the principle of human rights is not enough to convince you that Israel’s human rights abuses of Palestinians is reprehensible and illegal, I do not understand why anyone who wants Israel to succeed would think its govt’s rapid, unchecked descent into extremism is good for it as a state

It's absolutely not true that we shot all our missiles but we are going to go bananas tracking down who revealed that we shot all our missiles.

I read today in an article in The Daily Beast that some military leaders have privately begun referring to Pete Hegseth with the nickname "No Tab Pete" and I nearly spit my drink out. I then realized that everyone should have the knowledge to appreciate this ruthless nickname. (thread)

“The gulf between employers and the employed is constantly widening, and classes are rapidly forming…Corporations, which should be the creatures of the law and the servants of the people, are fast becoming the people’s masters.” — Grover Cleveland heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/september-...

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.” Matthew 6:5-6

Abdul El-Sayed: “Canadians are like the only people in the world who are going to preemptively apologize for something they didn't even do. So if you're starting a trade war with Canada, it's because you're the asshole.”

They changed it.

Extraordinary, powerful and heart-wrenching. Active duty Marine Colonel Zach Schmidt, speaking in his personal capacity, about Khalil, an Afghan national whose family helped U.S. forces in Afghanistan. Khalil was deported by the U.S. on Friday to a conflict zone.

impossible to overstate how little this country wants to hear “social security is fraud” from the tech overlords currently siphoning billions of dollars into their personal accounts

Is this something we are aspiring to? Dropping dead when our kids before our kids are teenagers?

Russia has tried to take Ukraine's independence away by force for years. It has failed. Ukraine is still here. Still free. Still fighting.

How much do you think this fine will be? Tash went IN on the men who keep throwing these green dildos 😭😂 #WNBA