just gina 👻

i have always enjoyed reading post-apocalyptic dystopian novels, but I am not interested in living in one

received my california ballot two weeks ago. deposited it in a ballot box at my local library on monday. received notification that my ballot was received and verified today. yay california! please go vote early if you can

as always i'm sure that schumer's strongly worded letter will fix everything

i blame gerald ford for pardoning that guy

This is EXACTLY what I was worried about with the Paramount merger: They weren't going to make 30 movies per year. That was my issue with it. Now we have 30 movies! Thank you Gavin Newsom! You saved democracy! 🫡 🇺🇸 🗽 🦅

in honor of filipino american history month my former teaching partner is teaching her class about filipino immigrant pedro flores, who invented the modern yo-yo please donate to her @donorschoose.bsky.social project so she can get yo-yos for her students! thx! www.donorschoose.org/sl/7CEnyuDFmh

Hey White House Correspondents' Association -- is *this enough?

fine i will do it i will eat the massive green orb sitting on the bed of refried beans

proof of life

www.SadLittleBitchWithNoFriends.com

so it didn't take long for google to cave. here is what the map showing lake ontario looked like two days ago

screenshot of lake ontario before google maps caves and changes it

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court issues temporary restraining order BLOCKING United States Postal Service from implementing key sections of its Trump directed anti-voting rule. www.democracydocket.com/cases/trump-...

We’re not changing it.

🔥 @MapQuest ftw 🙌🏽

It’s amazing how many political argument still used today originated with The West Wing.

rip jackie, who brought joy to everyone following the bald eagles of big bear. many thanks and hugs to the ojai raptor center for their love and effort in taking care of her. many hearts broken today in march i drew this picture of jackie and shadow after she laid their second clutch of eggs

if you're hopeful about a couple of republicans voting against the blanche nomination, don't forget what lucy does with the football when charlie brown comes running

Today’s Civics Lesson Dr. Fauci honoring a congressional subpoena and then taking the Fifth Amendment: an example of someone respecting both Congress and the Constitution. Jim Jordan ignoring a congressional subpoena: an example of someone showing contempt for Congress. Lesson over.

if you're hopeful about a couple of republicans voting against the blanche nomination, don't forget what lucy does with the football when charlie brown comes running

My latest piece was originally written for Democracy Docket members. They decided to share this one with everyone because of the stakes for this election. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/the-...

This is Alfie. He is a professional opera singer with some of the best vibrato in the industry. Some have even called him the next Paw-varotti. 13/10 (TT: thelifeofalfiee)

player of the game: VAR, first time winning the honor officially

“There’s a lot for VAR to look at” is the damn problem with VAR

Literally the one thing VAR could have been useful for

VAR spoke to Mitch McConnell this morning for 20 minutes to get his view on the decision.

this weekend at bernies being done on mitch mcconnell seems like a trial balloon for the inevitible weekend at bernies they'll do on he who shall not be named

I don’t understand how people can run for office knowing they have insane baggage and/or crimes. Like I spent the entire campaign expecting AIPAC to somehow dig up my middle school livejournal fanfic account. I prepared my family for it. I’m still amazed it didn’t happen.

alexi lalas is the scott jennings of world cup commentary

That the U.S. appears to have completely visibly given up after a catastrophic own goal fuck up is a little on the nose.

sorry usmnt but #ettd

The Onion presents Birth of a Nation, the only movie ever named this, is now live. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi...

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: A Declaration Of Independence From The Rest Of The World https://theonion.com/a-declaration-of-independence-from-the-rest-of-the-world/

Cape Verdeans are now honorary Philadelphians because that was basically ROCKY. They weren't "supposed" to be there, much less going the distance with the champions and the GOAT, who had to give it everything they've got just to eek out a win in overtime. Bravo.

i would love to spend a 4th of july barbecue with jack smith just eating cheeseburgers and talking about baseball @deadlinewh.bsky.social

Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.

you would think "do not lose track of the 6'5" blonde thor-looking motherfucker and let him get the ball in front of the goal unguarded" would be an easy thing for defenses yet somehow haaland keeps doing it

Nation Decides Baseball Too Fast Now https://theonion.com/nation-decides-baseball-too-fast-now/

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court REJECTS Department of Justice lawsuit to gain access to the state's unredacted copy of its statewide voter registration list. DOJ is now 0-11 in these cases. Elias Law Group is undefeated. It may be time to invoke the mercy rule. www.democracydocket.com/cases/new-ha...

James Carville is the Alexi Lalas of political commentary.

BREAKING: BOSTON (AP) - Federal judge bars Trump from implementing proof of citizenship requirement to vote.

“lets see the algae try to get past this!”

Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.

Liberals say that the algae in the reflecting pool is symbolic of the rot at the heart of our democracy. They're wrong—it's symbolic of the rot at the heart of our republic.

It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.

#OTD 20 years ago, Lionel Messi scored his first ever #FIFAWorldCup goal... flash forward to 2026 and he's still doing it on the world's biggest stage! 🙏⚽

cape verde beats spain 0 - 0

Props to CNN’s chyron writer:

"Welcome to the white supremacist Not-So-United States, mister foreign soccer person with suspiciously swarthy skin."