Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts

i think people seriously overcomplicate chili. it really only involves three ingredients: water, beans and msg. if there are any foods you’re allergic to, throw some of that in for some added zing. don’t heat the pot. don’t be performative

Shouts out to the guy with the audacity to wear a Bengals ball cap and a Steelers long sleeve tee

Do you think Sisqó is actually this passionate about thongs rather than asses?

These will look AWESOME in 20 years with a dad-bod and a beer belly.

I know I shouldn’t listen to @stefanheck.bsky.social talk about putting Vaseline in a bag and microwaving it before he jacks off while I deliver mail with both windows down to a retirement community, but I JUST. CANT. STOP. MYSELF. Anyways listen to Blocked Party.

Mike Norvell when (and only when) his job is on the line

FUCK OFF INDIANA

Seeing an awful lot of SurrIndiana Cobras out there…

IDEALLY we should be able to opt out of TV ads. Replace that garbage with 30 seconds of puppies and kittens frolicking and early voting participation would be 100%.

Golden Sombreinero is more like it

It’s so annoying for the Guardians to have to play themselves in the ALCS😡

I have been tolerant and even modestly encouraging as my now-11-year-old son has embraced baseball fandom via the Dodgers the last couple years, but as a Cleveland fan myself, seeing him get his first taste of adversity in rooting, well:

Saw this on the shelf at Target and it’s like a portal to an utterly unknowable parallel world. As if i was peering into the dimension from Stalker

Don’t let your kids grow up to be Cleveland fans

Good Lord Gavin Williams

Heroes. When the first? second? season culminated with Milo Ventimiglia and Zachary Quinto fighting behind closed doors with a bunch of flashing lights and smoke it was over.

New favorite name dropped: Thad Funk

Mike McCarthy beach ball looking ass

We don’t really talk about the gum disease gingivitis anymore nowadays. Sad.

Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty

Sherrod Brown loves giving your AI dollars to AI Wall Street guys so they can lick your AI money

The other day I was in a tailspin because I didn’t feel like I was well versed enough in immigration law to write a football story… then I remembered a Fox News anchor took over the Pentagon and calls himself the Chief of War

Study Finds Voices Should Sound Normal Through Walkie-Talkies By Now https://theonion.com/study-finds-voices-should-sound-normal-through-walkie-talkies-by-now/

Szbozslai’d ugh

The nine most frightening words in the English language: “I’m a monster and I’m going to get you”

I find it quite rude that the IRS is asking someone for money on this, the holiest of days, 9/11

How’s the color blindness treating with these jerseys at Lambeau @tyhildenbrandt.solidverbal.com ?

I am already so mad at these guys yelling at me to use Google Gemini

I don’t like Alex Golesh in Auburn colors 😡

I have not missed 7 timeouts in 2 minutes of game time over the course of the Summer of Soccer

NewUPCcastle UPCnited FC

The 3yo just called this green cement truck “the Mountain Dew one”

Shouts out to the FedEx delivery driver wearing the sleeveless “Vader 77” basketball jersey

Shouts out to this guy who is calling hand sanitizer “alcohol” and keeps asking the two women he is with for the alcohol in their purses.

An 83 year old lady on my mail route who may not even be 5ft tall was just talking to me about moving next week. She said “I didn’t really wanna move but, you know. What I wanna say to them is [throws up double birds] FUCK THEM!”

Of course they have, all America REALLY wants to hear about are the Dallas Cowboys

The Lord is calling home the wrong 80 year olds.

Being stuck behind the youth group at the Coke Freestyle Machine 😳