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This is bafflingly dumb. Especially if you see this as a strategy for midterms. The term AI is baked into so many active products on the market and that includes endless amounts of advertising dollars let alone documentation, ancillary ecosystem businesses… and when NO ONE adopts, it looks feckless

“…you know you can’t trust any of the [insert religious group] because they’ll just cheat you. It’s in their religious books” always goes well. Always goes well.

But MOOOOOOOOOM… everyone ELSE has a triumphal arch!…

This beats the Brazilian Pooplympics by a mile. 🍿

They have doctors that can help this, now.

It’s like if Roald Dahl had funneled Wonka money into The Daily Stormer.

You know he’s going to call you an emasculated pencil-neck dildo farmer tomorrow and try and get you arrested for jaywalking, right?

Do I have this right

i read this and shuddered

The ADL has a website dedicated to attacking Mamdani staffers—including my friend Waleed Shahid. The ADL is applying a level of scrutiny to him they aren’t applying to literal neo-Nazis working in the federal government. Waleed has a Jewish wife and child. The ADL is a disgrace.

Kish mein tuchus, schmuckavatic.

and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME

Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains

After Oct 7th, Israel has the wind at their back. The world, maybe for the first time, was firmly on their side. What did they do with that? What did they do with that?

Hey, hey, Donald J…

I am so glad I quit Twitter.

Wow!

1. Hanson touring in the US 2. Hanson touring in France

“…pancakes crafted with the purest soul will please the lord and all others, but heaven help you if you use your…”

I fight for the users.

See… the way I look at it? Nazi tattoos should TYPICALLY mean that your decision-making should be more strictly scrutinized. Before letting you do anything, y’know. IMPORTANT. Is all I’m saying. Here’s a cat.

“Schoolyard taunts, name-calling and insults dominate Republican messaging in TX senate race” is what you were looking for, there.

*detective pauses, flips open zippo lighter, lights cigarette* “…no one leaves a cake out in the rain in my burgh.” *flips lighter closed*

They’re about to break into “How Deep is Your Love.”

"White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt called immigrants quote “foreign alien terrorists.” So here's some of the things I call Karoline Leavitt: -Elle Woods in “Legally Bland” -Ghost of Tomi Lahren Future -If Oatmeal was racist -Nellie Oleson in “Little White House on the Prairie”

“Strength Through Hubris”

“Walk super loudly, swinging your big stick. Make sure you tell everyone how big your stick is ALL the time” - T Roosevelt

This is the thing every dystopian movie does to show that the leader is a despot and is executing a power grab. Frigging Harry Potter did this. It’s almost lazy writing.

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law. They are tear-gassing schools, killing American citizens, and disappearing legal immigrants. Democrats shouldn’t fund an out of control ICE.

…how is this REAL? I mean, people can hear this guy talk, right? Trump might be a con man and a mob boss but THIS dude is coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs, Rice Krispies, Alpha-bits, you name it. Just inconceivable that this dude has authority.

First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you.

Dog documentary I'm watching w/kids: These animals can operate machines, smell cancer, & read our emotions. Their brains/physiology have evolved to mirror ours. They are perfect companions. Cat doc: Cats are murderers who, with years of training, may jump through a hoop. My kids: I WANT A CAT

You're watching BBC Scotland.

Ben Franklin went to his grave kicking himself for not inoculating his son against smallpox. We’ve literally known the answer to this for over 200 years.

He’s playing with language. Everyone’s latching on to the “10 or 12” part of this but all he’s really trying to do is redefine what a “real estate investor” is to SOUND LIKE he’s mitigating a problem. Narrowing the scope of blame so they don’t have to actually change anything.

Special Agent Voldemort.

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Everyone knows that to be a White House reporter you have to tie a trans swimmer for 5th place and make a career out of being mad about it. Duh.

And when you’re a Shining City on the Hill, they let you do whatever you want. Grab ‘em by the President.

One night there was an explosion and a fire at the diner down the street and someone called us to see if we were ok. The phone was on my parents’ bed and I ran in and jumped on the bed in excitement to answer the phone and accidentally hung up the call before I got to the phone.

I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."

“HAHAHA NO see if you just subtract these numbers that make us look bad and only look at the ones that make us look GOOD then you see it’s really… not… bad… at all, um, haha…”

Christ-onna-stick, no pun intended.

Anyone who thinks we didn’t win the White House because a bunch of random “democrat” males couldn’t use the r-word anymore is staring down the barrel of defeat. Again.

Shoot, ready, aim.

You misspelled “xAI’s Flagship Product Grok Used in CSAM Production Scheme”, you terrible, terrible people.

Unpopular opinion: Julian Casablancas is one BOZEEBIDDIDYBOPPIDYWOOOOO from being David Lee Roth in all the Strokes songs.

‘But’ means ignore everything to the left of what I just said.