T Jones 🌻💛💙🇨🇦

Connor McDavid has 31 points in 10 games. Absolutely bonkers. To put that in perspective, there are 14 NHL teams that don’t even have 31 goals yet. One of them is the #NHLJets, with 26 in 10 games.

Trump makes a bizarre face

Mispronouncing “cognitive” while bragging about acing a cognitive test is hall of fame stupid.

every single thing Trump has done since coming down that escalator has been to help Putin but he just did a few head fakes to throw people off the scent

I say we tally up all the times JD Vance has brought up the subject of transgender kids in public and all the times Talarico has brought it up to see exactly which one's hard drive we need to inspect.

It’s long past time for the U.S. to get a new president.

i should rephrase: incredible republican voters and leaders will not give a shit

Trump's people are using blue curtains to hide empty seats at this evening's rally in Grand Island, Nebraska. Those accurate reports of poor turnout in Ohio and Alabama *really* got under his skin.

Imagine if President Obama had flown around the country with a substitute wife because Michelle hated his guts. The media would have filed impeachment papers themselves

BREAKING: Another person has died in ICE detention, marking the 26th death in ICE custody in 2026.

When Linus asked me how he could make the world a better place, it made me think: What could the world look like if more adults asked that question every day?

No major TV network will be showing Trump cutting the ribbon on his new White House helipad today. C-SPAN also just said it's out.

Trump's performance tonight in North Carolina is a disgrace and the crowd isn't into it at all, but you could've said the same thing about innumerable rallies of his in 2024 and then 77 million Americans voted for him anyway. I hope we're smarter now!

This story about a derelict daycare is worth 3.5 minutes of your time. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

remember when we poked fun at George W Bush's comments and Dan Quayle's frequent gaffes? good times, those...

He's right, it was a long time ago. I can't remember if I was working on campus here in Princeton signing students into classes or if I was heroically leading the recovery effort at Ground Zero, bravely digging through rubble with my bare hands. Time, am I right?

"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline."

Something crucial to understand: Trump views commerce the way he views his businesses. His businesses got goods and labor, and then simply refused to pay for them. The "paying for them" is what he counts as commerce. In his mind, "not doing business" means getting things from people and not paying.

okay, first of all, we have *four* submarines.

Turn the picture sideways and it looks like a hearse

Jon Batiste with a gorgeous rendition of "I Will Always Love You" for Dolly Parton 🥺🙏

Bond market, .. you in danger, girl. 👀

No reason for you to believe me, but when this ship was mentioned in last week’s news about the President changing its design, I said to myself, “they’re going to change the name.”

perfect synopsis of modern Republicanism

Put that wig back on for God's sake.

Evil.👇

I enjoyed this. ordinaryabundance.com

Joe Biden never hid in a catering cart.

I cannot imagine a more disgusting appropriation of Spider-Man on both moral and aesthetic grounds. This is fascist AI-slop, the thirstiest cultural ambulance-chasing they could commit, and I hate them even more for it.

If Joe Biden rolled out in public with that thing on his head, boy howdy.

If Miss Iran had just done better in Trump’s Miss Universe pageant maybe he would have known not to start a war with Iran

Wait. They're still having the correspondents dinner after the NYT subpoena thing? Seriously?

Hours apart on Wednesday: @reuters.com

> @reuters.com

this is a real, unaltered photo of Trump during his rally in Georgia today (Kevin Dietsch/Getty)

It is deeply shameful that this is what the president was doing the same weekend more American service members were dying in the war he started.

Trump Hypes ‘Magnets’ After Son’s Firm Takes Stake in Rare-Earth Magnet Company

Can we go back to the Hannibal Lecter routine again? I'm kinda worn out on this one.

I'm just so sick of this shit day in and day out I genuinely do not believe we can take another 2.5 years of it

The NYT obituary of Lindsey Graham makes no mention of his effort to overturn the 2020 election by calling Georgia’s secretary of state to intimidate him into manufacturing votes for Trump. The Times, like all news media, is GOP propaganda erasing Republicans’ history as election deniers

RIP Lindsey Graham

When Biden did literally this exact thing the media organized Biden Is Unfit parades in every major city until he dropped out

if your 80yr old parent was talking about having conversations with someone who died ~27 years before they were even born, you'd be getting power-of-attorney in place bsky.app/profile/atru...