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ok fine ill follow u. *eats shit from the bowl labeled follower shit* hell yea. im following this guy

no this is good i like it. beach water person. we should change every job to sound this stupid. every cop is now "gun handjob person" anyone involved in finance is "money handjob person" etc. just make sure u put handjob in there or its not gonna make any fucking sense ok thanks guys

Instead of "No Smoking" signs, there should be "No WOKEing" signs! Like and share if you agree #lungcancer

i’m hanging out with grogu and reading all your mean posts about him out loud. he just started crying

guys i have a hot take. it is too hot. outside ..

poopshit son or pisspee daughter

dawg they put this guy in a football helmet and sent him into the gig simulator from tenacious d

im in the lab inventing a new kind of shit with my ass

we're seeing if grogu's entire body can fit inside the gom jabbar box

They should give Chinese food a gun

Hantavirus is no joke 😂 That's why I've started washing my hands after touching rat feces 🐀 What are doing differently to fight hantavirus?💪

They should combine all medicine into one big pill that everyone takes once every day

i am once again begging u to listen to sasha gu013. my lexicon into nothing left. god tier. ok thank u

tiny cross for jesus balls. tiny nails. tiny hammer

it feels like every year things get worse. i dread to think what the world will be like in one trillion years

Woke up this morning microwaved a gun

Burgers got me moaning and squirting

like this post and living waters shall flow over the broken things and mend them and the great work will begin

hop up outta beeed turn my swag onnn get suspended from this app

Despite the Verrazzano's best efforts, I finished the 48th Annual 5 Boro Bike Tour. See you again next year!

if i ever get a strike against my account i will kill my self

Hantavirus gives rat feces a bad name

ur telling me theyre building a balls room..... what about the penis room....... anyone said this fuckin shit

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Guys let’s change all our passwords to upset123456! to remind us to be upset every time we have to log in to anything