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i rebooted minesweeper as a AAA shooter. loot boxes coming soon minesweeper.mikelacher.com

You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.

M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint @willyandbill.bsky.social

I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this

He's like the Chuck Yeager of narcissism

I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.

Sorry chatbot lovers but the waning of Boolean operators in most search functions on websites has made my life actively worse. You can't find anything, you can only have things suggested to you.

And if anyone needs Jan 6 footage, or a review of all Trump's bullshit lawsuits and maneuvers in 2020, feel free to reach out. (The Jan 6 Big Timeline has the whole buildup other than some legal stuff.) Again, please! You have 3 days. Enough to write an article, not just transcribe a speech. 2/

A cool fun extremely convenient thing about having an anxiety disorder is sometimes your brain says DON’T LEAVE THE HOUSE THERE IS DANGER OUT THERE and other times it says GET OUT OF THE HOUSE THERE IS DANGER IN THERE and sometimes it says BOTH at once 🤗

Hello! I still badly need work in narrative design or game writing etc. I’ve been in games for 20 years and I’m responsible for the mobile smash hit Lily’s Garden. I will take on full-time or contract work but I really need to pick something up soon. Please get in touch if you have/know of something

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

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put your phone down

To the moon. :D

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Trump: I’m going to put ICE in the airports, where they will target and arrest all the illegals, especially Somalis, because I hate the Democrats Headlines: Trump puts ICE officers in airports to ease long lines, provide relief for weary travelers

I've confirmed an invitation was sent out to some staff at DHS about a going away party for Kristi Noem. The invite said it was scheduled for yesterday. If you have more info about where the party was held, who was there, photos/videos, etc. I can be reached on Signal at marisakabas.04

Still on the White House website www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

Hilary Knight got the question re: that phone call and the laughter at the Torrent presser. Her answer:

The karaoke crypto ad broke me. I can no longer tell which ads are real.

Welp, NBC responded right away, but nothing since then. So if you work for NBC Sports and know anything about this, I’d love to hear from you, and I’ll never share your name. jdica@protonmail.com.

@felsgate.bsky.social @torqpenderloin.bsky.social I guess this shouldn’t be surprising, but I didn’t think the NHL was this bad.

This statement is worth 5000 prayers and sermons combined. Thank you, Chaplain Moberg. ❤️‍🔥

Wolves have a moment of silence for Alex Pretti, after seven seconds of silence several fans yell "FUCK ICE"

New court documents reveal even more ways DOGE improperly accessed and shared sensitive personal data last year — and how that data appears to have been used to advance dubious fraud claims. n.pr/4qDfABZ

It's always been abolish ICE. For the first time, more Americans support abolishing ICE than oppose it. But Republicans are proposing hundreds of millions in funding for this lawless agency. I'll oppose this bill. We cannot give more money to an agency responsible for terrorizing our communities.

Make it viral.

The woman killed by ICE today was a poet. She won the 2020 Academy of American Poets, University & College Poetry Prize at Old Dominion University. (And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.) /

🚨 Today, I formally introduced articles of impeachment against Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. RFK Jr. has turned his back on science and the safety of the American people. Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.

Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta. Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.

Uber - When your parents don’t want to pick you up from the airport.

This entire weekend

At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.

Happy Honda Days and a Merry Toyotathon to All!

Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…