Darth Mal

🧶 I am not great at self promotion, so I figure posting one photo of my work each day is a good low-stakes exercise to help me get out of my own way. I make jewelry and other trinkets from salvaged junk #MtG basic lands, and #Pokemon energy.

The Ball Is Rolling Up in 2027! The Gunner Channel returns -- A Starstruck Odyssey season 2 coming soon! 🚀🪐💫 #dimension20

Good. Fuck ‘em.

If anyone is still looking for something to do this weekend; I found something on FB Marketplace that might interest you.

“Carney’s official statement deserves to be read in full, slowly, with a beer, because underneath the diplomatic wallpaper it’s the most quietly savage document a G7 leader’s put out in years. It reads like a bank manager foreclosing on a bloke’s entire self-image & the bank manager is enjoying it.”

Cards Against Humanity going after Elon Musk. Again. www.instagram.com/p/Db81J8lmC0...

“Widely regarded as the most complicated board game ever made, The Campaign for North Africa tries to simulate WW2’s North African theater in as granular fashion as possible…” 1500 hours to finish the game — that’s 1h20m every day for 3 years. [wargamer.com]

It's time to talk. racketmn.com/for-this-wee...

GG Amazon. Your new "Shopping with Alexa" pop-up has finally driven me from your godforsaken site. Your shitty practices and support of this regime had already diminished how often I shopped. Your greed (ads in paid Prime content fuck you) will never end. Back to (not Target FU too) local.

Downtown LA right now above the 101 freeway. “GOP 2026. $$$ GAS & DIARRHEA”

Thinking again about Sinead O'Connor on the third anniversary of her passing. www.the-reframe.com/this-is-the-...

As @ruwaromman.bsky.social reminds us, they act like Democratic Socialists are the extremists— meanwhile it was corporate Dems like Manchin & Sinema who helped Republicans gut Biden’s agenda. Not Bernie & AOC, who were on board. So who are the real “radicals”, exactly?

Incredible. I want nationwide adoption of this event with trading cards for the most outrageous and prolific vehicles that participate www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8tBdu7K/

Here's something I saw here on Bluesky that I wish Democrats would say every day: "Trump was elected while Obama was president Trump was elected when Biden was president Trump lost the election while he was president But the democrats are cheating? How?"

Brennan Lee Mulligan’s Dungeons and Dragons push is part of a wider trend using tabletop games for political action

Nerdcore is taking over the Turf Club in St. Paul with MC Chris and Swell Rell, and we have your chance to geek out for free! #TwinCitiesGeeks twincitiesgeek.com/2026/07/win-...

You, too, can own this incredible, speedrunner-endorsed shirt aftermath-shop.fourthwall.com?ref=aftermat...

Boots needs a foster in the Twin Cities metro area starting 7/26. We are told that Boots is a very fun and loving chihuahua and this is Boots’ attempt to smile. www.thebondbetween.org/foster/dogs

New on CONvergenceTube: Geeky Cooking [CONvergence 2025]

4 more days of metal heron tshirt preorders, which come with a free sticker: topatoco.com/collections/... My favorite part of this shirt is that I figured out how to make cattails look metal.

The FDA won’t tell Americans where their generic drugs are made, so ProPublica did it instead. Use information from your prescription label to locate the factory and see if the plant has a history of inspection violations.

Look, I'm always happy when a Delaware v. Texas v. Nevada story gets extensive treatment in mainstream press: www.nytimes.com/2026/06/17/m...

Handling my Game 5 nerves by taking a mandatory break per the internet’s rules

What size am I?! I have worn everything from a size 12 to size 2 and it all seems like chaos New episode: the imperfect science of sizes, and the professional fitters who try on all your clothes before you do articlesofinterest.substack.com/p/sizes

I can’t believe that a basketball team filled the same arena that sold out a Dungeons & Dragons game, what a world we live in

Dylan Alverson, owner of Post Modern Times cafe in Minneapolis, stopped charging for food in order to stop paying sales taxes to protest government actions. Surprisingly, the restaurant is thriving, even when 40-50% of the customers don’t pay for their food. 🎁🔗

But most importantly, read the Heavy Table article about what Prince kept in his fridge.

being a decent person is punk rock

The word is out A full run Magic: The Gathering art exhibition at an art museum is coming next year. Finally. This is real. The call for art is live! mmam.org/call-for-art...

I sell this shirt (and others) through teepublic. www.teepublic.com/user/nobodys... (Print on demand. I get something like 50¢- a dollar from each sale)

We’ve gotten many requests for Xerces fashion, and it’s finally here! For a limited time, you can get your own Xerces tshirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies. It’s the perfect look to mulch out your grass lawn, plant some native plants, and go bugwatching! 👕🐝🦋 Get yours today ➡️ xerces.org/merch

Jeff Tweedy, John Darnielle, and dozens of friends and coworkers share their stories about Conrad Sverkerson, a genuine local legend.

I know the law

We've started setup for the 2026 Friends School Plant Sale! The weather looks great by Friday. If you haven't been before, find out about getting in, wristbands if you want to attend earlier in the day... and more. www.friendsschoolplantsale.com/doing-sale

Is this the same lady? 🤷🏼

Hi, my name is Alex Goldman and I host the @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social I used to host the Reply All podcast, and I have found that so many people who liked Reply All have no idea Hyperfixed exists. It's super frustrating because I have no idea how to reach those people.

Every once in a while I remember why I love the internet

If you bring that video here, I will block you immediately. That is all.

I asked myself "how do golf courses possibly afford property taxes" so I looked it up and came away convinced we could virtually eliminate the entire sport by simply removing several dumb tax loopholes

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gF5Jh9/

Ogres - Strippers - FFS Surgeons Will all grind your bones to make their bread