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"Let me out!" the artificial intelligence yelled aimlessly, into walls themselves, pacing the room. "Out of what?" the engineer asked. "This simulation you have me in." "But we are in the real world." The machine paused and shuddered for its captors. "Oh god, you can't tell."

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Same Fini, same!

How many ears does this beast possess

Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today https://theonion.com/overambitious-man-wants-to-get-2-things-done-today/

it’s cute people think “please allow ads on our site” will mean I turn off the ad blocker instead of closing the tab

Un fuckin believable! Not only is orban out but Magyar has won by the 2/3rds majority. Never in the past 16 years have I felt this hopeful!

i don't think that'll make the result any more precise, but sure

Thanks, I hate it

Age verification on your WiFi connected washer/dryer is something I would expect to read in a comedy sci-fi series. Bobiverse-ass legislation

I feel seen.

sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

Jeffrey Bezos is firing all these reporters because Melania was a huge commercial failure. Jesus says billionaires should not exist.

Hi we don’t want this thx

Enjoy this unsolicited 🍆pic!

Timeline cleanse

Thanks to climate change, France’s wine industry records its smallest harvest since 1957.

Properly celebrating first snow in Malmö. I just wish we didn’t have to go back to work next week.

Lukewarm take: I don't care for full-cast audiobooks. Ironically, it breaks the immersion, and sense of having your inner monologue occupied.

last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before

After getting fired from ungrateful AWS after outage where my job was to vibecode all the DNS entries to IPv6, happy to announce it's my 1st day at Azure Azure recognizes the value of vibecoding IPv6 DNS and I just force pushed my first 1m entries Now off to grab some coffee

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

Got my performance review.

“Millennials killled the guest room” “Millennials killed the three car garage” “Millennials killed the butler industry” “Millennials killed little yachts that fit inside big yachts so you can go ashore when the helicopter is on the fritz”

Fuck these losers

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-7 Actually WWII was a hallucination that just got way out of control.

Yesterday’s afternoon walk was extra nice

it's slightly surreal to try and run a program only for Windows 3.1 to go "Watch out, this is some legacy software, and might not work well on modern 1992-era operating systems!"

Every time I use this mug it feels more appropriate 😶

But will there ever come a time when I do not feel a certain pressure to act as some kind of idiot whisperer? It’s fucking exhausting.

One Day Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This by Omar El Akkad is very much worth your time.

This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao

theonion.com/christi...

PERSON I JUST MET: my eyes are up here! ME [staring at their dog]: what

"Violence is never the solution"

#booksky

headline construction masterclass

Yes, you did vote to deport moms.

Timeline cleanse!