Paul Erickson

Oh shit.

Asking a woman in attendance at a political rally to stand up and show the audience her ass is precisely what the Founders were hoping to avoid by creating three separate branches of government.

When the US Patent Office informs you that someone already invented truck nuts.

I am biting my tongue awfully hard at this news. But it's important to think about where your membership dues go.

That's Billion with a B

Maura Healey is just another old-fashioned party machine hack.

Remembering Chuck Berry on his birthday 🎸 (October 18, 1926 – March 18, 2017) 💙🕊 #ChuckBerry100 3 Legends discussing racism. "People were slow to accept change."- Bo Diddley "You were Black."- Little Richard "Tell him again, will you tell that man, again." -Chuck Berry

All you need to know right there.

Now that is quite a photo. (Credit: Doug Mills / New York Times)

Never forget that David Ellison's Skydance Media was originally created so he could be an actor. Skydance's first film was 'Flyboys' starring James Franco and... David Ellison. David and his daddy invested $60m to make Flyboys. It grossed $17m Here's a bit of David's acting:

Blood is thicker than payroll. Ski-U-Mah!

The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks.

Katie Britt when she realizes what’s happening as Jack Smith says he went to an Iowa game.

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

Look at McSchmuck there on the left with the middle part, seeing his job prospects go up in smoke. And he must have been so excited to have been picked to hold up that poster.

Kentucky Wildcats out there in the world doing the Lord's work. You just love to see it.

If NFL owners want to censor who performs in stadiums, they shouldn't ask taxpayers to help build them. You can't take public subsidies for stadiums then use them as your personal editorial board. Pay for it all out of your own pocket and hold as many Kid Rock concerts as you want to.

Oh shit: “his talents can be only calculated by one familiar with fractional arithmetic.” From an 1849 broadside by John Richmond attacking Sylvester Shearman, a congressional candidate in Rhode Island. Courtesy of www.lesserbooks.com

Dear Costco: I have some questions…

As someone whose primary college football rooting interests are Texas and Michigan, that was one hell of a Saturday.

Get on home now to your arid pancake of a state, Sooners.

The commercials that are running against st him right now are some of the most hateful I’ve ever seen.

“But if we want to make it deeper than that, man, we left Kansas bleeding again, so call it good." There aren’t enough bad things that can happen to Eli Drinkwitz.

Couldn't be me walking around campus in Ann Arbor today shouting "Hook'em!" at visiting OU fans.

As a life-long Packers hater, I can say that I have never once been worried about Romeo Doubs.

Perfect description of MTG's career trajectory.

"And this summer, he mounted a rock musical he wrote about Benjamin Franklin titled “The Sound of America” in Philadelphia that cast the founding father as “America’s first rock star.” It finished its debut run this month." Missed opportunity, @shearites.bsky.social

She did ask us to talk about basketball 🫡

That's how you collect those mebounds.

"If Jaissle is unsuccessful—and he may well be trying to shit the stable door after the horse has already bolted...—an Arsenal transfer will surely be inevitable." SI really should have kept some of those copyeditors. www.si.com/soccer/newca...

Usually colleges ask alumni to donate money to them, but I guess in some cases it can work the other way around.

Pissed-off babies of the 19th century, first in a series.

Ron Johnson at #SHEAR2026: “People want simple answers [about the Revolution]. But offering people simple answers is an injustice.”

Well THAT was an unexpected Q&A session.

lmao at all the sad crusaders

This is who the DNC is betting on…

This is the most important news day of the year. www.mnstatefair.org/new/food

Row that boat!

Come and take it

Now do Leonard Leo

ISIDOR!!

Names of players in this UNC-Oklahoma college baseball national championship game: Boston Brisco Caden Cayden Camden Camron Cord Dasan Dayton Deiten Folger Gunnar Jaxon (x2) Kadyn Rom Talan Uriah

Lesson from this afternoon's conference call: don't let a good crisis go to waste.

Well, it was good while it lasted, Dusty May.

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2l...