Tim Newman

Tim Newman

@mrtimnewman.bsky.social

#DataScientist, #accountant, #TTRPG, #Improv. Loves cooking, I'm "Private chef" doing #GlutenFree for my lovely coeliac. Fairly left wing and thinks Nazis are rancid little pricks. Personal views here.

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Intro post: Fun - #TTRPG, played lots of DnD but soon to rotate in to DMing so expect a lot about that. Professional - #DataScience & #Accountant python, excel, DBs. Me - Grew up in poverty in Thatchers Britain and wherever I am now that has informed my politics. Never trust a Tory.

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Damn. RIP.

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BREAKING: Walter Koenig, who played Chekov on the original Star Trek series, has died at age 90. Koenig joined the NBC series Star Trek in its second season as Russian crewmember Ensign Pavel Andreievich Chekov. https://bit.ly/3UkRz7z

Walter Koenig was made famous by Pavel Chekov - but for me Bester in #Babylon5 was his best role. He played a magnificent bastard so well it made me *hate* him. Best villain in that show and many others by a good distance. Be seein' ya. #RIP

The "algorithm" is wild. Facebook decided today that I simply must be a red pilled incel. And suggested about 50 groups I had to block. Checked my activity, hadn't liked anything obvious by accident. Simply being male is enough. Wrong guy my man, I have baby on the way.

Seth Skorkowsky@sskorkowsky.bsky.social

For whatever reason, YouTube has decided to recommend multiple videos titled something like "Game Master Burnout Isn't Real." While I refuse to click them, every single one comes from some dude who looks like they use words like "Alpha" and a has an AI girlfriend who refuses to talk to them

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Greatly enjoying the stock photos used to illustrate news stories about emergency stockpiles. Because it'd be unthinkable to go a week without horseradish sauce 😃

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FICTION: “Trident House has glamoured her and, in her glamour, she is unaware of what draws her there and stalks her through the concrete weald – the imprint of a vanished forest, a distorted memory, an inverted thing.” precastreinforced.co.uk/2026/10/23/f...

precastreinforced.co.ukFICTION: PilotiTrident House is an aching place where nobody dwells by choice. The Inquiry team was sent to Trident House ostensibly because it is the only office building in the Council’s property estate with sp…

My first 5 TTRPGs, in the order I played them: 1. Red Box Basic Dungeons and Dragons 2. Call of Cthulu 3. D&D 5e 4. Liminal Horror 5. Mothership Only properly started branching out recently from 5e in spite of planning it for 1.5 years. The last campaign was longer than anticipated by 14 months.

Somebody wake up Hicks@jonmarkhicks.bsky.social

My first 5 TTRPGs, in the order I played them: 1. Red Box Basic Dungeons & Dragons. 2. Fighting Fantasy Introductory RPG. 3. Traveller. 4. Star Wars D6 RPG 1st edition. 5. MERP.

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rare non-shitpost from your pal ceej: if you self-host plex you’re gonna wanna update asap. crypto miner malware started hitting installs yesterday, it got me and I’m usually pretty up on this stuff

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Me: "Don't you dare" sounds perfectly normal but "do not you dare" sounds absolutely ridiculous which is insane because "don't" is a contraction for "do not." Doctor: I meant is anything bothering you physically

Pregnancy is odd state to be in. A whatsapp with a perfectly reasonable off of some silver nipple shields. We only discovered nipple shields existed yesterday. Words put together in orders I could never would have thought of before. Sentences I will never see again.

$550 including shipping. Crikey Mikey that's a chunk of change.

BoardGameWire 🔜 Spiel Essen@boardgamewire.bsky.social

“I wouldn’t expect this to become the norm”: backers overwhelmingly choose King’s Gambit most expensive tiers, power crowdfund past $2.3m to start campaign's final day: boardgamewire.com/index.php/20... @restorationgames.bsky.social

As a Somerset boy I don't think "black bird I'll 'av 'e" and a Morris dance would be a good pairing for couples choice. It does make me wonder what I would chose... Signifying monkey and lindy hop? Wang dang doodle? It's an interesting question and thankfully irrelevant :) #Strictly #Scd

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Hey #ttrpgCommunity! If you were to create one #scifi #horror #ttrpg scenario, what are the most important aspects you'd want to be in it? #rpg #dnd #ttrpgsky

I've played this and it was great fun. You should take a look. (*Waves Hi at Martin*) #TTRPG #LimnalHorror

Martin Orchard@orchardmartin.bsky.social

INSIDE THE WHALE is a free/PWYW scenario, and my submission for the @goblinarchives.itch.io Liminal Horror Summer Jam 2026. Rescue a missing person from an "abandoned" aquarium on the Oregon coast. Do try the lobster. pointlessmonument.itch.io/inside-the-w...

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Let's drop the veil: Change does not happen just because it should. Nothing improves without action. If you don't want to live in a world controlled by insane AI and it's Techno-Aristocratic elite, get out and vote. Do it. Otherwise, this account won't be satire for much longer. #vote #politics

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OOC: Memos from Lofwyr began 5 years ago and has become progressively harder to do every successive year. The cyberpunk corporate dystopia is here. We are basically a televised firing squad execution away from exceeding satire. Get out there and #vote.

Friend Computer@friend-computer.bsky.social

Let's drop the veil: Change does not happen just because it should. Nothing improves without action. If you don't want to live in a world controlled by insane AI and it's Techno-Aristocratic elite, get out and vote. Do it. Otherwise, this account won't be satire for much longer. #vote #politics

There are elements of this every time I have touched it.

Kybosh@kybosh.bsky.social

I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.

I'm going to be attaching keys to the sides of our pram and going about my business like a modern day Boudica. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...

Ray Newman@raynewman.bsky.social

I'm getting really fed up with cars parked fully on the pavement. Not just a cheeky bump up, tee hee, room for a small one, but all four wheels on the pavement, leaving no space for pedestrians. Which is why today I'm announcing the National Aggressive Bollard Placement Fund. (I wish.)

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If you're looking for an amazing podcast series, this has arguably been my fav 🔎Search "The Lovecraft Investigations" on any podcast app (or BBC) S1) The Case of Charles Dexter Ward S2) The Whisperer in Darkness S3) The Shadow Over Innsmouth S4) The Haunter of the Dark #Podcast #Storytelling

Julian Simpson@juliansimpson.bsky.social

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