Nate Hyle

Nate Hyle

@natehyle.bsky.social

Late bloomer, Calvin and Fiona’s man-person, definitely tired.

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There’s insane, there’s stupid,, and then there’s whatever the fuck this is:

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

🤔 What the hell is wrong with Trump? 🤔 Trump gave a bonkers speech in Georgia that included Islamophobic bigotry, oddly sexual comments about men, crazed lies about teachers secretly trans-ing kids, and a variety of other insane rants Here's the lowlight reel:

Had non-breakfast McDonald’s tonight for the first time in forever and either my taste has gotten more refined or the quality had taken a nose dive. The sandwich tasted like sand with salty cheese. Absolute shit.

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This opening ceremony redefines shitty. I understand it’s difficult to appeal to everybody but FIFA has taken a novel approach by making this appeal to nobody.

I wasn't necessarily rooting for France before this match started but I sure AF want them to win now. Paraguay is playing dirty. And there's this:

Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!)@sjbrewer.bsky.social

Paraguayans fans chanting "Listen, spread the word, they say they are from France but they are all from Angola"

Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Thierry Henry treating Alexi Lalas like the one out-of-control guy at a bachelor party is peak viewing. World Cup punditry at its finest.

Zlatan is treating Lalas like a brash little brother. Rebecca Lowe is trying to go to commercial and Zlatan is continuing to tell Lalas why he's incorrect about everything. It's A+ entertainment and I adore it.

The World Cup hadn't even started yet and I'm already sick of Alexi Lalas and his nonsense. He's standing next to Zlatan Ibrahimovic and taking ridiculous amounts of shit. Both played in Serie A. Zlatan has multiple Scuddetos whereas Alexi got relegated with Padua.

"Next to the organ donor box, all licenses will now have an additional box you can check that reads, “In the event of an accident, I consent to my awesome-looking, gory corpse being used on album covers, posters, and t-shirts for the heaviest, sickest bands around*. *No poser shit.'"

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let this be a message to Americans who join the military. the GOP will campaign on your death and use their power to delete your existence from the history books once it becomes inconvenient.

Faine Greenwood@faineg.com

The Arlington National Cemetery Memorial apparently has deleted references and information on everyone interred there who wasn’t a white straight man from their database - attempting to sweep their existence under the rug. My thoughts on this obscenity cannot legally be shared on this platform.

So it’s over budget and behind schedule.

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

Trump: We have a ballroom that's under budget. I've doubled the size of it because we obviously need that. And we're right now on budget, under budget and ahead of schedule. I DOUBLED THE SIZE OF IT YOU DUMB PERSON!

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"At least that union-busting fuck Carnegie built a university and some nice libraries.” EXACTLY. The rich worried about the public decades ago (either for our general welfare or because OMG Communist revolt) but they do NOT now and that’s a huge problem 😡

rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social

i wrote about the tendency older people have to fetishize the ‘good’ old days www.patreon.com/posts/155876...

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KERNEN: We'd never be able to send anyone back if you needed a judicial warrant every single time RAND PAUL: Well, I don't think that's true. Obeying the 4th Amendment of the Constitution shouldn't be too difficult. It's something we fought the revolution over.

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Rightwing dudes: "Women shouldn't be in leadership. Women shouldn't vote. They're not rational like men." Also, somehow, rightwing dudes: "The hand of God teleported me to a Waffle House."

If I didn’t know any better, I’d say that KARE 11 News couldn’t be happier reporting about the work requirement for seniors to qualify for SNAP. Julie Nelson pulled her foot off the usual gravitas and seemed almost giddy about people losing food benefits. Even local news is an abomination.

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Your honor, I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future.

Every fourth commercial is about how great AI is and how AI will make everything better so we should entrust it with every facet of our lives, which is a dead giveaway that exactly none of those things are true.

So proud to be a Minnesotan. We aren’t perfect, but we’re pretty good. To my comrades who marched this afternoon in jeans: I’m torn between insisting that you wear layers and standing back in awe of you. Lions, every one of you.