Noah Torp-Smith

Jamen selvfølgelig, da! 💩

Jeg har aldrig set fodbold i 🇩🇪 før, men i dag skal det være! Dortmund - Frankfurt. Game on! 🟡⚫️

Douche phishing test. 😳

NEW AD: “Ken Paxton says I don't have his experience — and he's right. I’ve never been indicted for fraud. I’ve never been reported to the FBI for bribery. I’ve never been impeached by my own party. And I’ve never given a sweetheart deal to a pedophile.”

Elon Musk threatens Congress.

Witkoff to Putin: "You talk so much about President Trump being a humanitarian. You're a humanitarian also, sir, I salute that. I commend you, I thank you." HE MURDERS BABIES! BABIES!!! In their strollers. He murders adults too, entire families. Every day. I can't believe I'm fucking watching this!

Or, hear me out, ​maybe they should fuck off back across the border, and then no one will bomb them again?

JD - I've got 15 free minutes before my son's hockey practice ends, so let me see how many of Trump's enrichment schemes you didn't see that I can remind you of. 1/ First one is easy: Trump has executed over 30,000 stock trades, many on inside information, netting him millions.

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i got a notification that i am tagged on this and burst out laughing when i looked at it

I’m old enough to remember his summer book tour, where he claimed his Christian faith had humbled him and vowing that he will lead with love and kindness.

This year, federal agents terrorized our streets, killed our neighbors, and detained our children. Minnesotans were changed forever. Michele Tafoya thinks ICE treats kids “really well.” I think ICE should be ripped apart and replaced by a system grounded in dignity and due process.

When you’re applying for the job of U.S. Senator, you should show up for the job interview. Ken Paxton showed up in London on the 4th of July to party with the British. He showed up in Dubai to party with fugitives. He’ll show up anywhere but a debate stage in Texas.

I have always stood up to him and that will never change. The pedophile protector will never silence me.

Thank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress.

This person works for Putin. She supports genocide, torture, and crimes against humanity. This person is a direct threat to European security and democracy, and belongs in prison for treason.

Ossoff on adding SCOTUS justices: "I don't rule out any judicial reform" (He then pivots back to savaging Collins lol)

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WAT?

MF is at it again… 😫💩

Heggheim > Kane

Fun fact: When Trump became the presumptive GOP nominee in 2024, he started forming dozens of new companies to profit off the presidency. Since that moment, he's formed at least 76 new companies. He's created at least 36, that we know of, just since taking office. He made $2.2 billion in 2025.

Start the clocks

Here are the details: literally any time, any place, any network.

Norway’s former Chief of Defence, General Sverre Diesen: “Under the current Trump administration, we cannot consider the United States our ally. Trump’s America is a hostile actor that, in the event of a conflict in Europe, would side with Russia rather than with us and other European countries.”

Time for the EU to transfer Russia’s frozen assets to Ukraine. Our long-term survival depends on it

It’s definitely time for the US to get a new president.

Det er SÅ vildt så fuld af 💩 den mand er. 😳

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

Artificial intelligence! Gulf of Mexico! Lake Ontario! Department of Defense!

Fem nul vi griner stadig

Dælme en catchy titel! Jeg har set den på læselisten.

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The racists like it when ya say "Sleepy Joe" But FOX makes sure that the racists never know....

A woman was drugged, raped, and sexually trafficked to members of a fraternity. Two of the men involved were expelled. Five were given the opportunity to mitigate suspension by *writing an essay.* The dozens of other men who knew this was happening and said nothing? You already know the answer.

Imagine posting a photo of yourself with a visiting dignitary and including your fluffer and not your wife.

Er I andre også gode forældre og hjælper jeres børn på den her totalt ikke-cringe måde? (jeg har ikke været inde og tjekke om det er fake)

Grateful. Thanks for your help and dedication!

A Danish politician once said in a debate, “if you stop lying about my politics, then I might stop spreading the truth about your politics”. Seems apt here.

*adding “belarus potash” to the long list of phrases that dominate the news for a couple of days before never being mentioned again*

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Objektivt set sjovt skrevet.