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You ain't gonna break my heart in two. Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face, than spend one more minute with you

Institutionalized Christianity has been the most dangerous force in the world for 2000 years. A movement founded on “help the poor, help widows and orphans, treat every single human as your neighbor” has been so profaned, so perverted, that it is a mockery of its own purported values.

Wait'll the folks who are mad at Zuck for muzzling No Kings get wind of the Rohingya genocide.

Happy birthday in hell, you neck squirting prick.

I can’t stress enough that this notion of if and when It will gain consciousness is Bible fanfic. It’s not real.

I swear When times get tough, Great British Baking Show helps Predictable yet unpredictable. People are kind. You can stop watching for 10 mins and know where you are. A happy uncomplicated space w/a great “we’re all in this together” vibe Eternally grateful for getting me thru the pandemic & DJT

Pride nights

Holy shit, Michael Irvin is live on Netflix talking nonsense!

The computers in the hump day commercial are so old

the most sophisticated large language model is no closer to artificial general intelligence than an alarm clock, and it will never get any closer

Asking your AI chat bot to “please roast” your perceived adversary is the most Loser Shit in the entire recorded history of humanity

Incensed that there’s such a thing as a felony conviction for cannabis.

in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton

Most transphobia, or so it seems to me, is about wanting culturally contingent hierarchies and identity scripts to be Inscribed in Nature in some deep way that obviates the need for reflective examination, and getting very anxious and angry about anything that makes it clear that’s a fantasy.

Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.

This works both ways. You bring in older people with this, but young ones too. A fair number of Texans grew up like this, now they have golf clubs. Do they want to let the old man down?

Amazing! What a lovely surprise this is. I thiiiink Eufloria was the first game I ever signed (back in my earliest PlayStation days), kicking off my journey of convincing bigger companies to give a shit about smaller games.

i think in terms of gummy candy companies you cannot beat Albanese

the most annoying thing about the What We Should Have Done With COVID discourse is that the actual viable option to accept more health risk in exchange for less disruption was not to rawdog the plague, it was to push the vaccine wide earlier with worse trial data

North Texas continues to be one of the hotbeds of American fascism

my only real take i can muster on the Emily Wilson thing is that she’s looking at the movie with a completely different set of eyes than almost anyone on the planet and there was no world where she would be aligned with most people on it

I am free from marriage! Hell I’m not so sure about.

This story is indeed insane. They literally *discounted his correct answers* (on questions about the Constitution) so that a Trump supporting girl who wants to go to Hillsdale College could win $25K and be televised meeting Trump. So. Gross.

In violent reaction to the reconfiguration of society into treating women and people of color as equals. It is a desperate, ferocious clinging to what they feel should be a higher status in a 'natural' hierarchy. Because the alternative is the terrifying prospect of being judged by what they do.

whatever you think about hunter biden (and i really don’t care either way), he’s been through it. this is excellent.

this is how alex jones’ head popped like a balloon

lol imagine being a spanish fan tonight staying up all night to party, flying back home tomorrow, and then having to go back into the office 2-3 weeks from now

Only one team who can credibly claim to be unbeatable by this Spanish outfit: Cabo Verde.

This will always be the answer to the question "What is the most Texas photo of all time?"

The Odyssey is amazing. Plus I learned today that my socials are correct because I never even heard of a boycott. Simply enjoyed a movie.

I could listen to Judy Gemstone say butthole forever. She’s perfect.

You could write a whole thesis on the rhetorical brilliance of the wording "I think California transplants like Ken Paxton can become Texans"

Ok, wow

filthy

Just want to jump in and say: Fuck the Texas government.

Chris Elliot lives in Maine, is funny, and has very few Nazi tattoos. Chris Elliot for Senate!