Knuckles Per Hour

Me to every stranger I meet:

What about this. They call it a Kia because every time I get in one I wanna Kial myself. Is this anything?

Whenever you see a creator praising AI this way it’s always someone who long since made it already but doesn’t want to do the work to continue being in that position. They wanna lock themselves in the position of admired creative by setting fire to the path they walked to get there.

"let people enjoy things"

Website still covering Microsoft games getting high and mighty about people covering GTA. ...and then proceeds to publish an article on GTA anyway

If anyone needs me I'll be over here compiling shaders

You take it on faith You take it to the heart The pe-enis Is the hardest part

The Leto II to Pizza the Hutt pipeline

Millennials will use words like "enshittification" and still expect to be taken seriously

The membrane has gotta be one of the top 5 places to go insane

I can't help you. Get healed elsewhere.

e33's sexism is the one thing that gets the least pushback in discourse because its just impossible to deny. those hysterical women and their grief they must be brought to heel lest they destroy the world and themselves. you keep waiting for it to undercut this but it just doubles down lmao

how the hell are this many of you still using spotify. get a bandcamp account like a normal person.

Fun fact: Spotify Wrapped is the biggest marketing push of the year for a company that steals money from artists and invests that money in AI and drone warfare.

Guy who never misses an opportunity to show he's memorized the full NATO phonetic alphabet

If anyone needs me I'll be over here compiling shaders

Video games press will only think a story is good if it's centered around Dads

CEOs of game dev companies get really mad when you suggest that their game should be able to run on a PC without having to spend thousands of dollars. They hate selling their games to a wide market

As someone who only likes superheroes based on if they were cool fighting game characters or not, Wolverine is Cool. Maybe the coolest?

This is half the bands I listen to

flaming moe's

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

Summer should last two weeks.

Happy birthday to the greatest of all time

Crown royal amnesty box (For The Troops)

One thing about me? I’m a little bitch and I WILL cry for my mommy. So go ahead and touch my toys and see what happens

I'm starting to embrace the loser mindset. 100% failmaxxing. Dudpilled flopcore. Entering my fizzle era. Girl it's giving last place.

priest: do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? rob zombie: yeah

people don't really point at a destination and say "Last one there is a rotten egg!" anymore

And above all, you let life defeat you. All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die -- or overcome it.

a good game can turn into a great game if it sucks a little bit in an interesting way

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’ve never done anything wrong and it’s all their fault 🙂👍

I really like Harrison Ford, but the standing ovation sent me into orbit

Buy merch and music direct from artists. Uninstall Spotify. Download in FLAC. Own your music. Share it with friends.

Time to go to work in the shit factory!