Paul Bort

Lord I see what Brazil and Serbia have and I want it for myself

Oh, man, he's so close to getting it.

Whether it's Elon Musk cutting off the Starlink access that protects Ukrainians from Russian missiles or Ukraine cutting off Russian bot servers that give Elon his X likes and retweets, both sides have escalated a deadly feud.

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The God of Bad Art gets offerings from all over the world, but in Their temple, They sometimes appear. "Why bad art?" I ask. "It is brave", the God replies. "To try and fail?" "No," the God chuckles. "Any creative work is a defiance of entropy, of Death itself. If you create, you do not fail."

That’s it. If your core value and top concern isn’t the right to be safe for ALL people, please just get out of the way.

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The 5-year cancer survival rate is up to 70% SIDS deaths have decreased by over 50% 89% decline in tornado deaths All thanks to federal investment in science and OUR tax dollars at work!

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The Republican Party has all the values and tactics of a white supremacist prison gang and maybe it's time to stop normalizing them as if they were a modern functioning political party

Reskeet if you’re a weirdo furry socialist. Need to know who my tribe is.

"You won't debate me because you can't beat my IDEAS"—no, loser, I won't debate you because your ideas have been considered and rejected and no longer warrant debate, and the very act of engaging in debate frames you as better than you are and your failed ideas as worthy of anything but contempt.

Tay is good, Tay is wise.

Just a periodic, friendly reminder that we could actually avoid all this by not caring who’s attracted to, who’s having sex with who, who’s marrying who, let alone believing any of it should matter in public policy. We could just all mind our own business and all have rights. ✨

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title: I Think I'm Going Bald In My Pants

Just ran across yet another "[a food you buy] has weird ingredients in it that you can't pronounce." As the kids say, skill issue. If you'd paid attention in your various science classes you'd be able to pronounce them, and also know that few (likely none) of them are weird.

People who think they need to engineer dogs for the military have never argued with a Malinois over a steak.

If he really doesn't want to, I know a sure-fire way for him to get out of it. Any day now...

Some 80-year-old in a walker or wheelchair pulls up? They're gettin' candy. 40-year-old Karen I've feuded with? Candy. 8-year-old in a bedsheet? Candy. Halloween? YOU GIVE OUT CANDY, PERIOD!

Funniest line I've heard today: I was an alcoholic and my friends tried to get me non-alcoholic beer because it tastes the same. Brother, I wasn't getting blackout drunk for the TASTE. You might as well send a heroin addict to acupuncture to feel the needles. I'm. Dead. 🤣🤣🤣

Let them have the damn candy

A reminder that billionaires are a national security threat

i think the games industry should have studios that exist

"Lukewarm is no good." Unless you're a tauntaun, and then it's all you're good for.

Enough with telling women in politics to be resilient or “how to be safer”. Hold the men threatening them accountable. Political leaders - call it out, even when it’s your own supporters. Police - take threats seriously. Platforms - remove abuse you billionaire fucks. Protect women. Not abusers.

"I was told," said the princess, "that the point of fairy tales is not to tell children dragons exist, but that they can be killed." "Oh, absolutely!" said the dragon. "You agree?" "These rich, selfish, powerful, cruel beings that need killing, did you think they're literally dragons, princess?"

Man this PHP vulnerability is serious

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