Peter Stork

I hope a lot of people learn this week what an incredible and underappreciated talent Eric Bauza was, even if this is the worst way for that to happen.

Feels important to share with Bluesky that Dude Wipes, the Houston Dynamo's 'Official Back of Jersey Partner and Exclusive Disposable Wipes Partner,' has coined the bespoke tagline "Space City has Uranus covered" and splashes it across the pitchside advertising boards at Shell Energy Stadium

NWI -> CLB #AllForCITY

Our history. Our moment. #AllForCITY x U.S. Open Cup

There should be a name for the specific chunky font that shows up in every single AI-generated flyer that makes me nauseous to look at. I’m proposing “Hurlvetica.”

You've Got Mail is available in its entirety on YouTube, so there is no excuse for not watching it this fall and getting irrationally angry at the lack of logic in the "this register only takes cash" scene. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdJJ...

My Bluesky timeline tonight is just clip after clip of violence and murder and, yes, it is just Jon Ossoff in the GA Senate Debate.

brewers tho

White Sox gonna win the league

Media in 2026: Mr. Belding died and I found out from the Simpsons Shitposting Subreddit.

MLB 2026 Playoff Rooting Ranking, Yay to Nay: CHW MIL SDP CLE TBR PHI LAD BOS NYY CHC ATL HOU

Several hundred years from now when they write the book about the downfall of western civilization there will be an entire chapter called "Liberty Biberty."

Gmail changed the star color from yellow to blue. I would like to speak with a manager.

Ignore the fact that the sequel sucked and the live action version is a waste of digital storage space and *smash* that button for Moana, because the soundtack - and this song in particular - is spectacular.

How Far I'll Go is *nailed-on* for the final so go smash that button.

RHEA SEEHORN FINALLY #Emmys

super mario galaxy for holodeck

We’ve reached the point in the bracket where the choices have you throwing your phone at the wall because it’s so hard to decide. (I chose the crab.)

[P] Inside each of us are two wolves

You make a Muppet Show special that exactly follows a specific, 50-year-old formula that people have been begging for for decades and it's a huge hit and wins awards and now you don't know what to do? I'm going to become the Joker.

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

I'll always remember Doug Eddings as the guy who called a third strike on A.J. Pierzynski and then lied about it, flipping a playoff series. Full credit to him for, late in his career, maybe topping that. Have to respect the longevity, the commitment to being terrible at your job for 25 years.

Coyote vs. Acme is #good and you should go see it

🐝 🐝 🐝 #brentfordfc

My friend: “Did you see that video of Kacey Musgraves performing while seated on disco truck nuts?” Me: “…what?” [looks up video] Me: “You know, I honestly I don’t know what I was expecting.”

Almost There is so good that I voted against José Carioca, which is sacrilegious to me.

The navy caps look sooooooo good #stlcards

I had three double chocolate muffins today

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“I’m especially good at expectorating” is Howard Ashman’s magnum opus.

Only one of these songs discusses Batman pooping snakes, so vote wisely.

Go vote for navy caps or I will fight you in the street #stlcards cardinals.co1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

Yeah I'm into BDSM Benjamin Sisko beating the Dominion by arranging for Senator Vreenak to be Murdered

Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat.

In the year 2000 I provided cash to Wehrenberg Theatres for the right to sit in a dark room and watch the film Ready to Rumble.

Wordle chose violence today Wordle 1,852 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wise of MLB to prepare us all for 2027 by giving us an All-Star Game with, like, no baseball.

Booing Jordan has historically never worked in Philly

Survey says: one more for the good guys #stlcards

Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.

Hanging an L on Groff seems wrong, especially after I finally watched the Merrily pro shot this week, but this vote really should not be close.