Phoebe

the fit

was a promising sunday evening until a dude decided to walk up behind me and put his arm around mine and then follow me for two blocks while I shouted at him to get the fuck away from me

[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!

welcome to my new series: do not attempt to create triskele from book of the new sun

felt cute at the grocery store today :D

The ability to handle ambiguity in life and art is a sign of maturity and I am so bothered by how many people don’t seem to trust other people to be able to process these things. It’s the same impulse that leads to yelling at headlines for not explicitly saying something is bad.

Happy 6 year (and 1 day) anniversary to one of the most unhinged posts I've ever made: the HTML5 accelerator card

main effect of having pierced nipples is wishing there were more contexts where it's socially acceptable to show people your nipples

fuck I just pointed at my oven the exact moment it finished preheating but nobody was here to see it

guess I'm giving adventure game protagonist today because a stranger came up to me at the park, pointed out a glass bottle floating in the middle of the water, and asked if I could think of a way to retrieve it without getting my feet wet

Breaking hiatus to draw this meme that's been stuck in my head since the trailer came out

7 month streak of not getting them'd broken 😔

Trans women be like "I just want friends who genuinely like me" and then exclusively meet people through transactional sex and twitch collabs

how do I manage to forget about the block party until the last minute every goddamn year. now it's too late to escape

I'll go one further and say that anyone delivering previously prepared remarks containing people's names should know how to pronounce them. I don't even think youtubers should be mispronouncing names they knew they would be saying

(3 drinks) sometimes the world is so magnificent that i will weep at the many simple beauties you encounter during a normal day (3.25 drinks) if you begin to think about it enemies are actually surrounding me and closing in. i am beset upon by evil on all sides.

me texting friends who have pools this weekend

everyone should be legally mandated to pursue one hobby they're shit at. if you start getting good at it you have to pick a new one

Beautiful tribute to Borges by Argentina (trapped in horrifying labyrinth, no goal, over in about fifteen minutes)

I cannot overstate how much I hate when people are dicks about babies crying in public (especially airplanes). Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????

Anyway, Wendy Carlos is still alive and that's wonderful 💜

i think in a just society if you are blaring music on speakers outside at 7AM on a saturday morning you should be forced to take mandatory rehabilitation civics and ethics classes.

the internet is just borges' city of the immortals now

I like that she's dressed like a command and conquer fmv cutscene character

it's always so insane to me, especially after I get to indulge in being one, that anyone would not want to be a loud faggot

making a zoomer trans woman listen to close to the edge for the first time

surveillance state but once a year the government sends you any cute candids it got of you in the mail

Saw someone say "Araki referenced the entire world in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and now everyone thinks the entire world is a Jojo reference" And I feel that, but all re: media being treated as a reference to other media

when the head truthy

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