Egg Shen's Six Demon Bag

It will be at most, two weeks before she cheerfully discusses US Military Deaths and Base Losses with a wink, a smile, and that attractive giggle.

Idiot South park president

Also “despite significantly out spending Trump” like there’s not multiple cable channels/entire social media corporations running pro Trump propaganda 24/7 (even TODAY). I’m sorry but Musk didn’t spend 300 million or whatever last election to get Trump elected, he spent at minimum 44 billion.

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

Chiropractors are nothing more than arterial dissection enthusiasts.

this is all so fucking instructive if they would take a step back and learn something. you cannot let this happen ever again. when you are weak and crumbling, you cannot revive your prospects by painting everything gold and declaring a victorious golden age. it makes it look even weaker and rotted

I remember when Spy Magazine first covered Donny's pivot from the endless bankruptcies of the '80s to his Useful Idiot Era as a money launderer in the early '90s. We could have stopped this asshole any time in the last 30 years if we had any kind of enforcement for white collar crime.

Once again : My love of cheese is unparalleled.

When this went down I handed my 13-yo daughter a box knife. "Think you could get in a pool up to your thighs and cut a 350' line underwater? That's twice the length of our yard." She started giggling. "Hell no!" From the mouths of babes...

This is a very good example of 1) why it's so hard to still buy stuff made in America and 2) why equity firms and good ole leverage buyout firms are to blame for the decline in American manufacturing. Because? Capitalism.

Elite Collapse is so incredibly real its shocking

I hear bluesky is dying. thank god

Reminder if you are not evangelical do not say Fucka Sucka Ding Dong

we're about to see a world-historical flowers for algernon moment as thousands of vibe coding developers, allowed the use of Claude Fable 5 in their Claude Code subscriptions for a brief moment, are asked to begin paying $100-200 per session for their tokens

Guy's detail is a suburban tract outside of some b tier sunbelt city.

I generally dress very slobishly. I used to think it was fine if politicians also did. Zohran and Fetterman have reverse polarized me on this. Regular people dress how you please. Politicians, suit everywhere. Even if jumping into swimming pool.

If Democrats didn't want to get moved out of the way, they shouldn't have for so many years made themselves the obstacle to the fights we needed to have. They could have fought, they could have moved; now we move them. They thought you were the party leaders, but the people must lead.

Every president needs advisors who can give them candid advice. When you start to think you have all the answers, that’s how you end up paying $300 billion dollars and siding with Hezbollah to end a war you started.

He forgot to add the part where the frog had previously watched the scorpion murder hundreds of other frogs and still decided to give the scorpion a ride. At a certain point, the frog is just a fucking moron.

my favorite erick erickson moment is when he said that his family refused to eat asian food on the anniversary of pearl harbor to honor the tragedy. a reporter reached out to his mom to confirm whether this was true and she was like “i don’t know what the fuck he is talking about”

If they set out to do a longform investigation to show how the entire right wing mediasphere is fake, propped up by a network of botnets, artificially favorable algorithms, and effectively limitless scumlord money, they are off to an awesome start

Check the quoted text.

idk what you're talking about the strait has been closed for 47 years & there is no strait.

JD Vance and the Cabinet have the power to suspend Trump’s powers and duties under the 25th Amendment, and they see every day how unhinged and dangerous he is, but they choose to serve his insane whims

House Republicans wake up every day to a new impeachable offense and violate their oaths by ignoring it, just like they did during his first term

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This is precisely how a government sets up the framework to install a backdoor, create a firewall, and switch off the internet when it's convenient for them.

You might not think biometric data is a big deal. I ask you, would you sit down and give your butthole to the corporations? Hm? 🫱(_×_)🫲 scan your hole and print it everywhere? Maybe you would! I don't know your life! But certainly not for free! That's biometric data. Selling ur butthole.

There are entire armies of white people employed by the Federalist Society who can't string together coherent sentences and get paid $200,000 a year to churn into shit no one will ever read because they're white and racist and those people now run the government Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I dont sleep anymore and it is destroying me.

Judges are most acquainted with *procedural* rules, so they can run their courtrooms effectively. As for case law or statutes pertaining to individual cases, this is learned mostly ad hoc. They rely on their clerks. And the prosecution is obligated to inform the court of exculpatory evidence/laws.

Donkey Kong, a devoted catholic, does not masturbate

Also Adams : New York City is the orphan crusher of the world.

Every election (including midterms) of the 21st century has been a simple test of whether (mostly white) American voters gave a shit about anything other than themselves. The American voter failed those tests. They failed in 2000 (mostly). They failed in 2016. They failed in 2024.