Pete Lumbis

this man is a gotdamned patriot

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcK...

"buddy unfuck this please, you got this" works so damned well and it shouldnt

White House Staff Heartbroken By Sight Of Weak Trump Struggling To Yell Racial Slurs At TV https://theonion.com/white-house-staff-heartbroken-by-sight-of-weak-trump-st-1845298690/

That's kinda fucked up 😆

For every kilowatt hour you buy, you earn Billy Bucks which can be redeemed for pecan praline.

There was a fucking hole in our planet’s *atmosphere* Like a legit, no joke, “this will unravel our entire ecosystem” hole in the world, and then we fixed it by working together across national and political lines As a species we decided, “we will survive” Let’s do that some more

Most clean energy seems to have a problem where generation and consumption are distant. SoCal is awash in sun!

Just started Station Eleven. How the fuck did anyone watch this before 2025?

spooky szn 💀

The macOS built-in curl, git, pip, python3, perl, ruby, and openssl all read /etc/ssl/cert.pem, which still has the emSign root, but they don't check revocation like Apple's Secure Transport libraries. This is, uh, a problem. git and pip especially. I added a short-term workaround to this page.

This has been the fundamental mechanism through which political media operates my entire life. The right makes a bunch of noise about a fake scandal, the mainstream media "covers the controversy," & normie voters get the vague impression that Dems are constantly involved in scandal.

Druid Loving This Cloak Weather https://theonion.com/druid-loving-this-cloak-weather/

Do you disavow the Muslim Brother Mouzone?

Slash defense, abolish ICE and jack taxes. Lfg

I know staying up until 3am for this script to finish is dumb, but it's already midnight, so.....

Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."

linus dropping truth bombs lore.kernel.org/lkml/CAHk-=w...

How To Play Golf Against The Man Whose Wife You're Banging On The Side

statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans

Would.

That feeling when your hot air balloon pilot parks better than you do.

If your idea of fun is "torturing" something that fully reacts as if it is being tortured, and you find that enjoyable, I'm just... not sure we're gonna vibe, as people.

"You hired half the Third Reich to staff your office ... If John Lewis were marching today, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club" -- here's a supercut of Jon Ossoff SMASHING Mike Collins during tonight's debate

You ask a question that smells like reverse engineering an existing product and they stop immediately, but somehow this is too hard to figure out.

What was Mavis Beacon’s favourite band? Typo Negative

Currently in Alamogordo, New Mexico, thinking about swinging by the landfill. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari_v...

one of the ways the media shows which side they prefer, is which politicians they quote uncharitably out-of-context and which they clean up for even when what they actually say and do is offensive (the Biden story ran on the front page less than a week before the 24 election)

apologies for no alt text but i’m drunk and eating a hot dog at grays papaya

And God saw the boys that he had made, and behold, they were back in town

Mississippi, 2017

This has been key to a lot of my career success...and also a major indicator for my diagnosis 🙃

my inner voice telling me not to go to sleep just yet there is one more thing to ponder

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That's where I've been for a while. We can't even reach questions about the death penalty itself because we fail essential predicates such as "fair and consistent criminal justice system" and "reliable death penalty verdicts that leave no reasonable doubt" and, as shown tonight, "humane execution."

The most boring kind of space ninja

No rest until Mariachi El Bronx and Flor De Toloache preform at the super bowl half time show

The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight

“you live in a bubble” yeah, we all do, social media literally manufactures bubbles for us.