profanecow.bsky.social

profanecow.bsky.social

@profanecow.bsky.social

Full time dilettante, amateur brain surgeon, occasional-do-well. Just here for the LOLZ and because Xitter got replaced by some neo-Nazi echo chamber so all my old art, science, history, pop culture, music, & pagan/witchy friends are scattered to the wind.

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I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation

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Replying to @xenta.bsky.social

For now the explosions have quieted down, seems all drones over Kyiv and near Kyiv were destroyed, but about 70 are flying toward us from Chernihiv/Sumy regions

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Kyiv and region under massive drone attack last 2 hrs Telegram channels report 80 drones in our area Air raid alert ongoing for 2 hrs Constant explosions Ukraine also attacked with ballistic missiles TU-95 launched missiles 25min ago, soon in our airspace I closed kitchen

Buckle up, mofos. This is one helluva bumpy ride but worth the pain your glutes are going to feel in the morning.

Andrea Grimes@andreagrimes.com

i've had a whiskey or two so apropos of literally nothing whatsoever, can i please tell y'all about one of the greatest karaoke crimes i've ever witnessed?

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You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.

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"In the weeks leading up to the devastating floods in Texas, five former directors of the National Weather Service sent a letter to U.S. President Donald Trump warning that continued cuts to the budget would result in the deaths of people." Irish Star

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leftists are consistently labeled as out of touch extremists, but there isn’t a single prominent left position this unpopular

Polling USA@usapolling.bsky.social

"Do you want America to be at war with Iran?" No: 85% Yes: 5% YouGov / June 22, 2025

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We were very happy to give this scoop to @marisakabas.bsky.social's The Handbasket because it is important to support independent journalists who are doing the hard work at this time. Giving this story to Marisa also guarantees it will be in The Washington Post verbatim exactly 48 hours later.

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social

EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker. My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

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He with body waged a fight, But body won; it walks upright. Then he struggled with the heart; Innocence and peace depart. Then he struggled with the mind; His proud heart he left behind. Now his wars on Grok begin; At stroke of midnight Grok shall win.

Philip Bump@pbump.com

lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god

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The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed. There was a shimmer - a demon appeared. "Curious. What ritual is this?" "I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!" "I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.

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Freedom scares them. They want to stifle all resistance against their tyranny. The time to take to the streets is NOW. Find a protest near you. Mass protest movements are your last line of defense. Follow @generalstrikeus.bsky.social

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“We take vaccines so for granted in the United States” ...“Women in the developing world know the power of [vaccines]. They will walk 10 kilometers in the heat with their child and line up to get a vaccine because they have seen death.” Melinda Gates

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Excited to share that our new paper “Summer 2024 in northern Fennoscandia was very likely the warmest in 2000 years” has been published in npj Climate and Atmospheric Science! See the open-access paper from doi.org/10.1038/s416... Short thread 👇

doi.orgSummer 2024 in northern Fennoscandia was very likely the warmest in 2000 years - npj Climate and Atmospheric Sciencenpj Climate and Atmospheric Science - Summer 2024 in northern Fennoscandia was very likely the warmest in 2000 years

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Reminds me of all the Republicans in Congress who celebrated the Fourth of July in Moscow. Except they were there to celebrate Putin and never updated their plaques. Chris Van Hollen traveled to save a constituent. These assholes won’t even show up at a townhall in their district

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Blaming farmers is a mistake. *Society* has decided that the only way farmers can be allowed to make a living on such rough ground is through sheep or sitka plantations. So that's what they have to do. If they were given the option of being paid to rewild (as for sheep/sitka), many would take it.

Eoghan Daltun 🌍@irishrainforest.bsky.social

Living with a (now) healthy rainforest ecosystem, and knowing its biological diversity and abundance, it's impossible not to be deeply impacted by the contrast in any Irish upland. These places were mostly similarly covered in forest, and only taxpayer subsidised sheep prevent its natural return.

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Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons

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After 21 years at my dream job, I’m very sad to announce my early retirement from the National Institutes of Health. My life’s work has been to scientifically study how our food environment affects what we eat, and how what we eat affects our physiology.