Hecubus

My MIL visited for 6 weeks and we saved about 1000 bucks in weed. A much needed tolerance break

You are all so fucked if you don't vote

*Goes shirtless and sues the HOA*

- ??? - Profit!

There is a fencing company in my city who advertises along these lines. They talk about posts and holes and posting hole and it's pretty amusing and I'm a bit surprised that they even play it on air

absolute banger image tho

We bow to each other and imagine more. Respect reaching out, tendrils of respect, tentacles to look up to, tangled fire hoses flailing around spraying admiration. But it is cool that we barely move, no fuck ups

*Takes 250mg of caffeine pills, lays back in a recliner, blasts Napalm Death* "Aaahhhh, so relaxing, maybe I can sleep tonight... wait is this weird" #ADHD

I need tungsten to live

Sunday: Turkey dinner with the fixins Monday: Leftovers which are just as good if not better Tuesday: Turkey soup which makes you transcend yourself

Your ticket to a world free of charge!

2006: "Illegally downloading media is theft because you’re taking something you didn't pay for." 2026: "Buying media isn't ownership because you paid for something we can take away any time we like."

Online activity for the CONservative Party of Canada is down 60% after Ukraine destroys largest Russian data centre. Probably nothing.

Hey has anyone started watching Below on Netflix yet? I'm 3 or 4 episodes into it... it hits a soft spot for me because it was filmed where I grew up. I moved away a long time ago but I still sound like Josh Harnett when I'm drunk or angry. And the guy who played Faramir in LOTR is in it too

My brother's Thanksgiving flex is placing a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label in his pictures. So I asked him why he didn't get the good one

I usually don't angry post but,

Happy Thanksgiving Canada!

MISSING DOG HEAD

After Daylight Saving Time ended I visited my friend who was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said, "Uhm, you're supposed to turn your clock back." #joke Next change Nov 1, 2026

Sorry but Timmy is dead. Coyotes ate Timmy. Because you are fucking dolts and let your cat out.

LISTEN TO THE VAPIDS m.youtube.com/watch?v=TiKb...

I am out of here for a while. It's all sickening and I spent too much money on dinner tonight to puke it now

I'm done listening to you wringing your hands and wailing. Your country sucks ass. Live executions. Get bent. Don't like to hear it? DO SOMETHING. Don't fucking argue with me, own your actions

You fucking country of pigs Go on, shrug your shoulders and say it ain't me babe. Shittiest country in history

They've never been more relevant Moon Over Marin A Child And His Lawnmower Saturday Night Holocaust Riot Rambozo The Clown Soup Is Good Food Kill The Poor We've GotA Bigger Problem Now Off the top of my head

the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo

I share a small front yard with my neighbour. I keep the grass mowed myself all summer. I saw him raking leaves and thought that it was nice of him. He's finished raking now

El Clash combo Weddings, parties, anything, and bongo jazz is a specialty

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

I buy all my fetish gear from Canadian Tire

And car horns. Not nearly as bad, but still makes me say who the what the while I'm driving

Block this fucking idiot

Wishing a happy birthday to The Ring and Mulholland Drive star Naomi Watts!

Just you wait and see if I procrastinate