The Public Observer

bomb threats have become one of the most common tools of the republican party and no one wants to say it but its true

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

I'm old enough to remember the worldwide outrage when Saddam Hussain was accused of using chemical weapons against his people, and here, the United States is unleashing chemical weapons against its peaceful citizens daily.

ZOO ADVISORY: David Attenborough is loose in the zoo, narrating exhibits at random. Please enjoy his soothing voice as we work to get him back into his enclosure.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Because traumatizing children is cool.

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

Show a TV show that raised you

Wild how Gary Larson's most infamous misfire of a cartoon has been so thoroughly vindicated by subsequent developments - first by the evolution of internet humor to the point where there was an audience ready to appreciate the joke, and then by advances in bovine behavioral science.

Be aware that federal agents often infiltrate peaceful protests to instigate and provoke violence. These are agent provocateurs who should be treated as hostile actors. This video provides concrete proof of these embedded spies.

I've been given the F1 trophy, making me the King of Speed. Such a wonderful gesture of mutual respect.

Worth every second

Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you

I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.

"DIE NAZI FUCKS!"

"Time has resumed its shape. All is as it was before. Many such journeys are possible. Let me be your gateway."

AAAHHHHHHHHHH

I'm being told that Zohran Mamdani has ordered airstrikes on Caracas.

Outlook for the new year ...

Saying goodbye to 2025 like…

Australians, tell us how 2026 is looking so far.

My biggest accomplishment this year? I ended 26 wars

Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

Facts

Michelle Obama talks to Jimmy Kimmel about Rob Reiner and Michele Reiner. This is from tonight’s episode.

Feverishly working on this

DOJ announces that they just need Kilmar Abrego Garcia to come into an ICE facility to fill out some paperwork for a gift card

How ironic, ICE doesn’t like when random strangers come up to them in public aggressively asking for papers and to ID themselves? Woman are holding it down

This is where you'll find me. 💙

Fuck yeah. "SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS!" in America is sick and depraved.

This is the proper response to being profiled and attacked by masked armed men due to the color of your skin.

I'll be glad when America doesn't elect a 12 year old boy as President.

HOLY. SHIT.

Blatant corruption on full display.

Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:

@radiofreetom.bsky.social Time for the Christmas tree Battle of the Mutara Nebula! 🖖🏼🎅🏼

Hey Kevin Feige, this is just a friendly reminder that if Marvel ever made a "Magneto: Nazi Hunter" movie, I [WILL] be the first in line.

My kids have whooping cough, there are no toys on the shelves, and my brother-in-law was deported despite being a US citizen. But at least I know there won't be black Santa Clauses this year.