danny 🇬🇱

You’ve got to remember, this guy has exactly zero principles. His entire life is about obtaining more power for himself. There is no line he will not cross and he proves it every chance he gets.

I'm sorry, as a survivor of child physical and sexual abuse from a parent, this is very triggering. This chud thinks promoting a woman who sided with her husband after he was arrested for raping her 12-year-old daughter is just about "hurt feelings." It's so much more. It's about human depravity.

JD VANCE: The biggest reason why gas prices are so high is because when Joe Biden ... DOKOUPIL: It's almost been two years. At a certain point it becomes your economy, not Joe Biden's economy

incredibly fucking juvenile/weird and you have to wonder if he'll regret it when, in the coming years, he has 0 political future because all the MAGA groypers he's trying to appeal to will be calling *him* fat, gay, and calling his family racial slurs

Zacharia: "Attendance is at record highs as enthusiastic, hard-working Americans are lining up and packing arenas to support President Trump" 🥴

Notice that law enforcement aren't removing the guy who punched her. Also, last time I checked, free speech is allowed at public events, even if it's unpopular with the crowd.

Beyond parody.

bill clinton made my electric bill skyrocket this year

okay so this Converse ad- how did not one person at corporate or the marketing department see the obvious KKK imagery? even as a white person, I thought this was pretty blatant. I saw the KKK hood immediately but didn’t initially draw a connection between the shoes being held and lynchings

I wish Costco would have the food court outside of the warehouse or a separate entrance for the food court only bc sometimes I just want a $1.50 hot dog or 1.99 slice of pizza without having to deal with the madness

PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.

Kash Patel: "We did not want to punish victims of beastiality"

NEWSNATION: Is the president buying American votes? MICHAEL WHATLEY: We need to have people keep more of their money (Not a no!)

turning 26 is weird. I’m now closer to age 30 than I am age 21 bit of a mindfuck that i’ve been out of college for 4yrs now

me waiting for my students to shut up so I can get on with my lesson:

BREAKING: Dolly Parton, a music icon considered the ‘Queen of Country,’ dies at 80.

Goose Does Pretty Decent Job Shitting All Over High School Track https://theonion.com/goose-does-pretty-decent-job-shitting-all-over-high-sch-1819579756/

teens now are romanticizing 2016 and being a teenager in 2016 I have to say, I kinda do miss living in a world before Trump ever became president. Vine was pretty iconic too

Running for president and my campaign promise is to revoke voting rights from all Republican voting white boomers in Florida

Tried to set up my phone charging station for students today. As I was zip tying the cords together, I had to cut an old one off so I could re-wrap the cords. Cut my thumb open and now I have a giant bandage on my thumb

feeling old- I just found out that Gangnam Style is older than the current group of high school freshmen

since MAGA likes to scapegoat entire demographics for this country’s problems, i’ll say it straight up: No group has done more damage to this country in the past 50 years than Evangelicals

This video is old enough to be in college youtu.be/wCF3ywukQYA?...

just spoke with Mitch McConnell

Went to a secondhand video game store and bought the DS iCarly game for $4 and the low poly characters are fucking sending me

Breaking News: In a blow to President Trump, the Supreme Court blocked his executive order limiting birthright citizenship. nyti.ms/4gOxDCU

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

The Supreme Court's first opinion is Watson v. RNC. By a 5–4 vote, the Supreme Court UPHOLDS state laws that allow the counting of mail ballots that are sent by Election Day but arrive shortly thereafter. Roberts and Barrett join the liberals. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

I’ve never seen a sign like this. Kinda wanna find out more

Dr Oz: "You were not put on this planet to sit at home and watch television. The average person who's on Medicaid, who's able-bodied, watches 6.1 hours of television, or just hangs out, every day." Wait, didn't Oz make his fortune off people watching television?

CHU: Do you agree with President Trump that you also do not care about Americans' financial situation? BESSENT: Who was the president during World War 1? CHU: ... ... can you answer my question? BESSENT: Who was the president during World War 1?

BESSENT: I believe the president's remarks were taken out of context HASSAN: No. He said, 'I don't think about Americans' financial situation. I don't think about anybody.' That's a direct quote BESSENT: Groceries are going down HASSAN: When was the last time you were in a grocery store?

The US is now spending more on data center construction than on public transportation infrastructure

Having the national anniversary concert dwindle down to “only Milli Vanilli” is perfectly in line with America’s karma 2026

Delusional as usual from the White House. Americans are spending more because everything costs more, thanks to the President.

GILLIBRAND: What is your record?! I don't want to just hear about what you don't like about the Biden administration SCOTT TURNER: During the Biden administra-- GILLIBRAND: Stop talking about Biden! Talk about your record TURNER: During the Biden administration-- GILLIBRAND: Oh my God!

Trump: "I ended eight wars. Nobody else ever ended a war."

Trump: “A RIGGED ELECTION IN VIRGINIA! All day long Republicans were winning until the very end when, of course, there was a massive ‘Mail In Drop!’ … I am an extraordinarily brilliant person, and even I had no idea what the hell they were talking about … Let’s see if the Courts will fix this”