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We need jack-o-lanterns for Friday night's playoff match!!! Come to the Russell from 6-9 on Weds, heckle the tifo team, and carve a pumpkin for the match. All are welcome, just bring your pumpkin and yourself! Please reach out if you have any questions, can't wait to see y'all there!

Carlos Herrera claimed the Golden Glove with a 0.65 goals-against average in 27 regular season appearances. Herrera is the second #DCTID player to claim a Golden award in the #USL-C with his GAA ranking as the fifth lowest in a single season. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp2g...

Absolute banger for the South African's 14th goal of the regular season. @detcityfc.com has been down to 10 players since a red card to goalkeeper Carlos Herrera in the first half, but now they're ahead at home to Rhode Island FC. #USL-C #DCTID

#DCTID has allowed only five goals in its 15 regular season #USL-C home games this season. Guaranteed at least one home game in the playoffs after tonight's win.

There needs to be a law that states any company that wishes to use email marketing must have access to customer service by email. Then again, 99% of marketing and 99% of customer service is absolutely smoldering garbage in a dumpster floating down the sewer.

lol lmao the best league

SMITH. MONTGOMERY. KOBE. (best goal of the year tbh) PLAYOFFS. LET'S FUCKING GO.

Good header by Callum Montgomery to get Detroit City back ahead in Brooklyn. As it stands, #DCTID is going back to the #USL-C Playoffs for a fifth consecutive season.

It's #NHL season, which means it's empty net season. Kobe Hernandez-Foster wraps up the result for Detroit City from the top of his own penalty area with BKFC's Jackson Lee up for the corner kick. #USL-C

I sincerely did not think I would ever see one of those in real life and not just on like SportsCenter or some shit - a goal scored from across the whole-ass pitch! #dctid

Kobe with the GOAL OF THE FUCKING WEEK!

How did Jack Smith just not bust out laughing?

President Trump has taken the presidential pardon to a completely new place. He has developed a bit of a marketplace for convicted felons to get a presidential pardon. We should ban the presidential pardon. It should not be available to any president under any circumstances.

I hope Michiganders elect Abdul El-Sayed to the Senate. He would be good for Michigan and good for the United States. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/senator-abdul-el-sayed

In a completely unsurprising turn of events, Meta's Muse AI is stealing Apple Messages, past and present, and uploading the contents to its cloud, even if explicitly told not to.

Hey @effinbirds.com Have you ever drawn a nēnē? It has become one of my favorite birds recently and I bet they could get pretty sweary after all that Mother Nature has dished out on Hawai’i these last few months.

Two #USL-C clubs have special edition kits on sale with game-worn up for auction today. First, @detcityfc.com x Capuchin Soup Kitchen, which serves people across metro Detroit by providing food, clothing and human-development programs for individuals and families. #DCTID

Hartford is set to play Loovul twice in the next two weeks, a second and third time, overall. With that said, first tie breaker for playoffs should be the number of times a team has had to play Loovul. That would still put Detroit City ahead of all other teams.

smoke, darkness, and smell

The orange fascist divide the country? No. Couldn't be. "[NPS] has acknowledged that the arch... would “adversely affect”... sites... around the capital[, and] ...interrupt the visual link b/w the Lincoln Memorial and... Arlington House that was meant to symbolize the reunification of the country"

Where were they for the Gulf of Mexico? Denali? Lake Ontario?

ATTENTION: MOTOR CITY SPORTS BAR WILL BE CLOSED THIS WEEKEND DUE TO LABOR DAY, THERE WILL BE NO PREGAME OR MARCH TO THE MATCH ON SATURDAY. GET TO KEYWORTH EARLY FOR $1 BEERS, Y'ALL.

There’s so many great choices over the years, but it’s gotta be the Unstoppable Detroit City tifo

The singularity will be achieved, not by the improvement of artificial intelligence, but by the degradation of human intelligence.

You know who else did this kind of thing. Hitler. Hitler did a lot of it. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/01/a...

Yes! Amateur teams owned by professional teams are allowed. They just can’t play one another until the Final.

I hope Westfield FC likes pizza because Girard is coming home.

The past week was a transformative one for @detcityfc.com with major new investment and the groundbreaking on its new 15,000-seat stadium. Saturday, though, was a reminder why there's no place like Keyworth, where #DCTID is 6-0-1 in the #USL-C this season. www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...

Good evening @usltactics.com Is there a stat on the player who has been fouled the most? I’m thinking it may be Haruki Yamazaki.

Devon Kerr mentioned earlier in the broadcast there was a feeling in some circles this was a trap game for Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC. We're on the verge of Sporting Club Jacksonville winning its first game in the #USL-C, officially an own goal credited to Victor Souza.

Can’t wait for that England v France match.

It’s com…ing… ho….

NEW HOME. SAME FUCKING MARCH. Starting THIS SATURDAY, July 18, Motor City Sports Bar is the new pregame and postgame home of the Northern Guard Supporters.

#USL-C investment news. @detcityfc.com Holdings today announced that Jay Farner, founder and CEO of Ronin Capital Partners (Ronin), will be making the largest single investment in the club’s history through Ronin Sports & Entertainment Group. www.detcityfc.com/news/2026/07...

It’s a two-pint day with @detcityfc.com USLC team winning 2-1 in Ft. Wayne and the UPSL second team heading to the national quarterfinals after a 3-2 win at Keyworth. UTFC!

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I bet Mitch McConnell is getting fabulous healthcare. Dare I assume with little to no deductible or coinsurance?

Can't wait to learn President Donald J Trump's position regarding promotion and relegation in US soccer

Key number in @detcityfc.com 2-1 win against @bhmlegion.bsky.social tonight - 7. #DCTID has scored seven goals in the final 15 mins and stoppage time this season. #HammerDown has conceded seven goals in the final 15 mins and stoppage time this season. #USL-C www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...

THIS IS YOUR THREE HOUR WARNING, Y'ALL ngs.prideraiser.org ruthelliscenter.networkforgood.com/projects/300...

PRIDERAISER ends tonight at 11:59 PM. There’s still time to pledge. For 10 years, NGS/NGS Cares has partnered with the Ruth Ellis Center to support LGBTQ+ youth in Detroit with housing, healthcare, mental health services, education, employment support, and more. Every pledge helps.

OFFICIAL PRIDERAISER UPDATE (if it ain't from us, it ain't a real update): $1,297.82 pledged per goal so far! 17 goals made so far, for a total of $22,063 currently going to our besties at REC! WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS, Y'ALL. LET'S GET IT TO $1500/GOAL BY THIS WEEKEND! ngs.prideraiser.org

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@detcityfc.com's Darren Smith ties a #USL-C record with five goals tonight against Sporting Club Jacksonville. #DCTID now up 5-2 at Hodges Stadium with nine minutes to go.

SAY HIS NAME WITH RESPECT! DARREN SMITH DARREN SMITH DARREN SMITH DARREN SMITH DARREN SMITH