Maxine Shaw Attorney at Law

Turns out violence is indeed the answer.

Know what im tired of?? Everything needing an app or a portal. Tired of creating accounts with log ons and passwords.

I hate when my teachers do weird things, especially when it’s a teacher of color. Sigh.

I am not putting together this bookshelf. Let me hire some people from task rabbit to do it for me

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

And I bought the wrong batteries for my phone toothbrush. I’m ready to give up on today more than I already was before

Think it’s time for me to up my antidepressants dosage

Beyoncé will be there and so will I.

Look, I know all the reasons we got here, but we really need to start seriously thinking about what we do in a world where The Markets punish whole countries for voting for decency, compassion, and fairness. We must stop pretending the capitalist machine is an objective, value neutral force.

"Eat a dick up til you hiccup"

It's funny to see the Star Wars prequel trilogy's reputation improving thanks to the original trilogy being 50 years old now, meaning newcomers to Star Wars see the prequels and the OT as just two different flavor of "super fun yet corny as fuck space adventures with a lot of awesome ideas."

This is a great quote from Gunn, but in what world does Star Wars lack tonal variety?

Elizabeth Holmes is not the face of motherhood for incarcerated women. Diana Sanchez screamed in agony for hours in a Denver jail as staff ignored her. She gave birth all alone to a baby boy next to a dirty toilet and in a pool of blood. The entire ordeal was captured on video

😂😂

Teaching a college course today. Nervous and excited

Will be a bad day for him cause I will go low and now he the one with tears. Play with yourself not me 😭😭😭

Leave your skin dryer than before you put it on. Shit was so water down

BUNNY SHAW IS INEVITABLE!!!

OMGGGGGG

Sighhhhhhhhhh

Commentators: “Haaland hasn’t had a touch. He’s out of it. Just look at his body language, ugh” Haaland: scores Commentators; “He’s inevitable, he just needs one touch, he’s got a wry little smile now, we should know better, he always gets his goal” *rinse and repeat, every match

Put that in your touches, USA Network commentary. Boom.

Thank you big Erl

s/o to whoever burned down Hitler's Eagle Nest last night. May all Nazis and their bullshit burn in the same fashion.

Who the fuck is this ref frfr?

No Yellow for Cash for body slamming Doku. Of course.

This ref…

2 City pens not given.

Sigh

Man like Cherki.

Just tuned in. Do I want to know about how we’re playing…

Took my mom to make candles and now she wants to do custom perfumes. This sounds like a date night for her and her husband sponsored by her children

There’s no reason to be so loud 😭😭

Multimillionaire who has spent millions trying to destroy the lives of vulnerable people complains that defending people's rights and not wanting trans and non-binary individuals to be eradicated is "elitism". Yeah, she may want to look up what that word means

I have a 3 day weekend that doesn’t feel like 3 days. Sigh.

Asked my bestie what kinda of casual we going with cause “cute casual” and “casual casual” or two different things for me 😭😭

Bubbles (and ima let her know they were talking shit about her)