Sūn Wùkōng

Sūn Wùkōng

@rexsimiarum.bsky.social

Author, Award-winning political scientist, Hyper Communist from the future, Immortal and Invincible King of the Monkeys. Apagender, preferred pronoun is "Your Majesty", but I am a magnanimous god-emperor and will settle for He/They.

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Explain your @ I was born in the Year of the Monkey and grew up reading "Journey to the West" an awful lot. I'm also the Immortal and Invincible sovereign of all monkeys, including humans. I took a Chinese class and had to pick a name, naturally, I chose 孙悟空. Decided to keep it as a pseudonym.

Explain your @ they said every man meditates on Rome this is false I dream of Liu Bei's vision of peace and contemplate the intricacies of the strategies employed during the Three Kingdoms of Han China

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"we are watching" even in the liberal's most absurd fantasy, he is a cuckold, reduced to bearing witness, impotent to actually do anything

I do not care about the potential uses of AI. I do not care about what it might accomplish in a century. Today, in the real world, it's fucking everything up. From the environment to the economy. It's no coincidence that it's being forced on us by all of the worst people alive.

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Why are centrists more willing to shed tears over the death of the Gestapo than any of their victims? Rhetorical question, we know why.

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social

No matter what you think about ICE, this is sad. ICE shouldn’t have hired him in the first place (he seems to have had big impulse control issues) and wouldn’t have if they had done background checks *before* giving him a badge and a gun. Now a man is dead, and the Trump admin bears responsibility.

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“youre goddam right im for them just like im for all texans” wouldve gone hard as a rebuttal had talarico not just spent the last 3 days tripping over himself to move right on this issue congrats to the talarico team for painting yourselves into a very predictable corner

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com

Republicans went up today with a major ad run saying "Talarico is for they/them"

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nobody else will say it so i will. you are not an author. you use a robot to write books for you. that is a disgrace to the art of writing literature.

Joy Mutter@joymutter.bsky.social

New Release. DRAGONS IN THEIR HEADS is an unusual contemporary thriller set in the Scottish Highlands - with dragons. More magical realism and mayhem from yours truly. The Kindle is 99p/c for a limited time. My 25 Kindles (free with KU), paperbacks, and audiobooks are on Amazon. bit.ly/4vmQloP

Taiwan has been part of China, as recognized by the US government for nearly 60 years now. "Free Taiwan" is as much of a LARP as "Free Tibet" is/was. If you ask the people of those places, they want to be closer to the rest of China, if anything.

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what’s your concert history? first concert: Atreyu, Chiodos last concert: Nova Twins, Spiritbox, Evanescence next concert: Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, the HU, Orgy seen most: N/A, there haven't been repeats. haven't seen but want to: Babymetal, Nekrogoblikon, Weird Al, GWAR

The bird says, "Prosecute ICE"@imadifferentbird.northsky.social

what’s your concert history? first concert: The Moody Blues last concert: Weird Al Yankovic/Puddles Pity Party next concert: most likely Starbomb seen most: Metallica haven't seen but want to: Rammstein

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wanting to date a high school girl, largely

How did you become a libertarian? We sat down with 10 scholars and staff at the Cato Institute—with different origin stories, areas of expertise, and concerns—to find out how they came to libertarianism, what gives them hope, and what they would fix first if they could. https://ow.ly/ObOn50Zp4W9

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Senator Lich may have spent his career feasting on the souls of the unfortunate but he took the same oath of office I did and bound his soul to the same kind of senatorial phylactery. May he rest in peace on the immaterial plane of suffering to which all senatorial souls are bound.

Elizabeth Warren@warren.senate.gov

I got to know Senator Lindsey Graham traveling with him abroad in Afghanistan and Ukraine. We had just met to renew the fight for our Big Tech bill. Even though we disagreed on much, he was always willing to negotiate, with humor and wit. My heart goes out to his loved ones.

My home state was the first to abolish slavery. It provides a bounty of food for untold millions. It's an untamed forest that stretches for miles upon miles. The fate of the country is decided by it every four years. It's from that rich topsoil I sprung and gods willing I will be buried in PA.

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com

I'd be interested in some thoughts from Americans on here on an idea: Over the last 5 years, have you found yourself identifying more with your home state than the US as a whole over time?

I couldn't give less of a fuck about the rest of this country, but I am irrationally hyped to be from the greatest commonwealth on the continent. It is mine until the lions who rightfully owned it return.

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DSA stands for Doing a Speedrun of Allende They (say they) want a socialist revolution but their reflexive liberal anti-gun attitude makes them think preparing to defend it will give them cooties The lessons of history are for creeps and weirdos, I guess! Good thing American fascists aren't real!

He "suspects" it because it was already investigated and found to have happened years ago, no one cared. The USS Liberty was deliberately sunk by Israel, and then survivors were hunted down and murdered by Israeli forces. There's no further investigation necessary when the truth is already known.

The Canary@thecanaryuk.bsky.social

A US Congressman has demanded an investigation into what he suspects was an Israeli attack on a US navy ship in 1967 By @wordsbyhg.bsky.social

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You don't have to defend Platner by the way. You're choosing to do it.

[redacted] by cop@billydale.bsky.social

I hate that these dipshits make me defend that chud, but the idea he’s from a very wealthy family or he went to an elite prep school is wrong. He was at hotchkiss for one semester as a high schooler come on And you have to push back against that argument always because they’ll use it against good

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Replying to @paulwalker44.bsky.social

Here’s a little Marxist joke for ya. 😃 How do you tell the difffence between the CIA and a liberal when they’re talking about Stalin? You can’t! 🤣

3.25 pounds of locally sourced honey, spring water and yeast, aged for a month in my pantry. Approximately 12.8-13% ABV You can tell which one was bottled last. I will be cold-crashing it in the fridge to get the yeast to fall out of solution. In 4-6 months they'll have aged quite nicely.

Flavor Notes: Fruity with a teensy hint of floral, very smooth, like a much less astringent and bitter white wine. Very sweet, probably because it's literally just honey. Fitting with the simple ingredients and flavor profile, I'll name this batch "Plain Jane."