Eamonn

every sport has a fun term for a weird little oddball occurrence. basketball has the wedgie, where the ball gets stuck between the rim and backboard. football has the doink, where a kick bounces off a goal post. baseball has baseball games

we saw you from across the bar and we really liked your vibe

We're all having a drink in the afternoon.

LET'S GOOOOOOO

"were you at a Hawks game" sir that has never happened to anyone

great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...

Didn't realize @edsbs.bsky.social was going to break out the blowtorch on the pod yesterday...

too bad there aren't any bands from Australia

My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.

Sign O' The Times

MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL

I’ve been so sad about Pride night and the @sfgiants.com . Not just for fans like me, but for the queer folks who work at the ballpark and in the dugout, and just want to feel safe and respected at the office.

we doing half-assed movie quotes now? this guy is insufferable

Me, when asked about the Giants

I would rather lobotomize myself with a wooden kitchen spoon

pausa de hidratación

magisterial!

"it may be more than tarps off if Eldridge knocks one out of here" Bryce Eldridge's walk-off grand slam with the "hog out" lead-in...

Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you

My crankiest old man take is that referring to all art/entertainment/journalism/criticism/comedy/advertising as “content” helped pave the way for broad-ish acceptance of AI slop.

They say we should turn down the heat on our nation’s political discourse but I think we should turn down the heat on our grilled cheese sandwiches. So we can, as a nation, melt the cheese before the bread gets burnt.

Me to the group chat when it’s nice out and there‘s a rooftop bar nearby

Giants leading the league in TOOTBLAN

unfortunately millennials are unable to credibly recommend any of our music or movies or anything else to younger generations. although we grew up with a lot of great stuff, we blew all our credibility by spending decades talking about space jam, a boring movie for babies

Before Kobe Bryant nicknamed himself “The Black Mamba,” he considered two alternatives: “The Sheep Detective” and “The Miniature Wife.”

Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball

I've tried very hard to erase the 2002 world series from my memory but I still remember Garret Anderson being absolutely terrifying every time he came to the plate. RIP

Ohtani is such a baby

wait but it was that guy's birthday tomorrow

O'Neil Cruz more Oh no Cruz am I right

baseball has two basic modes: 1. grumpy, slow-paced cotillion 2. drama avalanche where it feels like you’ve been kidnapped but in a way you enjoy for some reason

“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

could be problematic considering they play basketball

the Beatles don't license their music for shit but they do for starbucks? laaaaame

this is genuinely incredible

you will be visited by three spirits

Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.

I'm a complicated man. I'm generally against AI in the entertainment industry, yet I'm using AI to create my pet project (remastering the 2010 World Series video to use Tom Waits' voice instead of Rob Schneider's and replace Aubrey Huff with Jar Jar Binks)

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

it's 11pm where I am right now so it's nice of the niners to let me know early on that I can probably get some sleep tonight