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as an empathetic person who knows a lot of different kinds of people i support an extensive social safety net, good schools etc but if i entirely lived the life i want to live my only contact with the government ever would be: 1. national parks 2. the post office

This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻‍♀️

(watching a guy with the nickname "Car Crash Chris" crash my car seconds after handing him the keys) what the hell...

watching ken chang toss out banger shitposts on linkedin evokes the exact same feeling as watching mike trout put up 10 WAR seasons on the Angels

as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery

For Trans day of visibility you should be able to go up to Contrapoints and ask for a favour like in the Godfather

One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.

Even with His problems hitting the curveball?

i was today years old when i found out you can shit and piss at the same time. very efficient. very DOGE #thankDOGE

i sound like a broken record at this point but i think one of the most damaging developments in internet communities (and also the internet in general) is creating spaces where any unqualified idiot is allowed to be wrong as fuck as long as they "mean well" and you're not allowed to be mean to them

A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.

there are few things I regret more than becoming Too Important at work

Bars should have claw machines with loose cigarettes and taquitos

we love campus free speech. we need to let weird middle aged freaks go to the center of campus to yell at students about how they are faggots. but the second students start saying controversial things like “children shouldn’t be bombed” we must deport them

et tu, buddy?

Visiting friends in New York

im being attacked by JD Fucking Vance on twitter lmao

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

It’s soooo important to center yourself in your activism. It’s important that you make clear to other people who’s doing the activism, and that it’s you

whenever my cat complains about me not feeding him more than three times a day I have developed a habit of showing him great works of art that depict suffering (The Pieta, The Rape of Lucretia, The Fall of Nineveh) and explain in detail how his own pain greatly exceeds that depicted

Test driving new cars by immediately parking and despondently eating 3 bites of a sandwich with my seatbelt still on

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

i only run the "I Fucking Love Sarcasm " account to fund my passion project: the "I Fucking Love Fealty" account

look i encourage larian / owlcat rivalry because it will only earn us more glorious depravity but as larian let me fuck the mind flayer I'm gonna declare them the winners of this round by a hair

i want gayer games with gayer graphics made by the gayest people and i'm not joking

beer is a tasty treat

Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)

american citizens will be so overjoyed with the ability to say slurs at work that they will no longer need to consume food nor purchase consumer goods

90s claymation Kirby “you got games on your phone” ass

Saved from indoctrination by being clinically allergic to podcast/youtube voice

Jesus when the fuck was that