The Samuelation

The Samuelation

@samuelation.bsky.social

Here to find some community to make it through the stupidest timeline

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*Megacorps should be defined broadly, using effective control. We've seen billionaires use multiple companies they control toward common ends plenty. Also the "corporate veil" needs a more holes than it has right now; there should be a "oh, come on, just look" test for alter ego, minimum.

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There was a fucking hole in our planet’s *atmosphere* Like a legit, no joke, “this will unravel our entire ecosystem” hole in the world, and then we fixed it by working together across national and political lines As a species we decided, “we will survive” Let’s do that some more

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

So.... Hegseth wanted this globe because he thinks he's a brilliant military genius right? And not because he might like the way certain lines are drawn and countries are labeled?

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social

Hegseth: We are banning reporters from the Pentagon. Washpost: We have exclusive photos of the historic Dwight Eisenhower globe that was damaged in Hegseth's zeal to move it out of storage and into his office. Gift link ⤵️ wapo.st/3WF2YQo

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Campaign update - looks like the opposition is running scared, they’ve now dumped over half a million dollars in independent expenditures against me. Probably due to the fact that my assembly district is leading the state in early vote totals.

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Request to identify the "experts" incoming in 5...4...3...

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Trash Island,' DC, the nickname for the dilapidated Golf Course subject of frivolous litigation in the Court System, before a judge that seems not to want Greatness for our Capital (but who knows?), has been badly managed for so many decades it is a completely nonviable & unsafe Project... "

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Mistake I see in turnout analyses is confusing *voting lines* & *high turnout*. You can have high turnout in a place that planned for it, has tons of locations/staff, & see no lines! Or middling turnout in a place that doesn't care to help, enough to trigger long lines!

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Replying to @akivamcohen.bsky.social

Oh. Oh yeah, she's fucking pissed. Sequestering the witnesses is "I think you're going to lie to me if you can hear what the other witnesses said and build your story around that"

Roger Parloff@rparloff.bsky.social

J: we'll go to testimony Judge calls Greg Wischer Stan Woodward has no questions to begin. Judge sequesters govt witnesses sequestered. Also the plaintiffs. Abbe Lowell (for plaintiffs): AL: how long dep chief of staff GW: may 2025 AL: working on various efforts dealing with monuments? /19

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AL: what was discussed abt tree at mtg before Bowron email? GW: legal counsel was involved JR: issue with respect to that obviously. Step back, conversation w lawyers and I can’t let you hear. I have some arcade machines in my chambers

Reyes seems understandably ready to absolutely rip these clowns apart today, right off the bat.

Roger Parloff@rparloff.bsky.social

SW: i'm going to instruct attys not to answe. J: i'm ordering you all to come to the podium and sign it. i'm giving them a direct order. if they want to disobey ... you've made filing ... officer of court ... you signed it. i'm entitled to know what other DOJ attys willing to sign it. /7

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But brutalism as an interior design style is quite striking and beautiful, and people do not appreciate it nearly enough.

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Replying to @questauthority.bsky.social

It's literally not a claim I've really heard outside sovereign citizen arguments until this week, and all of the sudden all these people are confident that it's gospel truth because the token prediction machines say so? Fuck this century, I want off.

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Class. Act.

Liz Dye@lizdye.bsky.social

Judge Ana Reyes, one of the most thoughtful judges on the bench, says she'll give amici time to argue in the East Potomac Golf Course hearing next week — but only if they let a young lawyer present. www.courtlistener.com/docket/72278...

Thank goodness Eminem teamed up with this guy to make music that can bridge the gap between people who think all Muslims or Arabs are terrorists and those that live in reality.

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social

Kid Rock goes full Islamophobic bigot while talking about Abdul El-Sayed on Fox News: "I know he looks assimilated... I would be very careful. Guess who else assimilated? The Fort Hood shooter. Guess who else assimilated? Pilots that flew airplanes into our World Trade Centers!"

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Jeffries has one weak-sauce joint statement on the raid on his press release page. Schumer, can't find anything at all. Those two are going to go down in history as some of the most aggressively stupid politicians we've had, people who, when the moment demanded leadership, were cowards.

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Republicans Don’t Know Ball Update: A hockey blogger asked the two Michigan Senate candidates for statements on the Red Wings. Rogers: blah blah Michigan loves the Red Wings El-Sayed: angry rant about how the cheap owners MUST pay Detroit’s young star defenseman octopusthrower.com/what-each-mi...

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These are fair questions. I'll take 1 & 2 as a unit, since I don't think a race to the bottom is necessarily a bad thing. Right now, one of the problems with this Court is that the small size gives each justice way too much influence, and way too much of a sense of their own importance.

Steve Vladeck@stevevladeck.bsky.social

Calls for expanding #SCOTUS are entirely (and increasingly) understandable. But as today's "One First" explains, there are at least four difficult questions that those who support expansion should have to answer—especially as compared to other possible reforms: www.stevevladeck.com/p/bonus-257-...

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Yes, absolutely. For example, if in the next few weeks, Trump sends ICE officers to polls, you know what you do? You go anyway, you throw them a middle finger, and you walk into the ballot box and don't let them intimidate you. What you don't do is despair and stay home.

Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social

I said this in a thread last night and in a thousand threads before it, but you really are doing the work of those who would destroy democracy and the rule of law when you are a doomer. You can be aware of — and vigorously oppose — the lawlessness of this administration without insisting on doom.

Strikes me how in this case they claim it is essential to restore historic sightlines and original concepts for the area, while down the road they are seeking to do the opposite and build a massive fucking arch.

Molly Roberts@mollyroberts.bsky.social

JR: Saturday not hazardous, not invasive. KG: No ID'd hazardous/safety. JR: This was just, we're getting rid of trees. KG: One was trash area size of football field, rest was clearing trees back to historic nature of the course.

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gm! at 10 I'll be live-tweeting the emergency TRO hearing in Judge Reyes's "courtroom" (this is on Zoom) in D.C. Preservation League v. Department of Interior, otherwise known as the golf course case

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It was cool when the Ravens had Isaiah Likely as a smart fallback option to a Mark Andrews decline, then signed Andrews to an extension for some reason, let Likely walk, and now can't count on Andrews.

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This is attempted murder.

Eric Umansky@ericumansky.bsky.social

Watch an ICE agent run down and then run over a man. The man was was then writhing on the ground, saying "You broke my leg! You broke my leg!" Agents didn't help him. And btw, the man wasn't the target of their operation.

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the supreme court: "stop saying we declared trump a god-king, presidential immunity was a limited and reasonable ruling" trump, constantly: "I am absolutely a god-king and I can do anything I want at any time"

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."

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The government *still* isn’t tracking how often immigration agents detain U.S. citizens. We are. 500+ Americans have been handcuffed, held at gunpoint or held against their will in Trump’s second term. Our tally is almost certainly an undercount. THREAD (content warning: violence) ⬇️

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To the person noting there is not enough money in the world to license every piece of intellectual property stolen for "AI" training: you're sooooo close to the point, friend, keep going, you'll get there if you try