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Diminish an anime Frieren: Journey’s End

Masked Israeli settlers attacked Palestinian villagers on Friday, setting olive groves on fire and slinging rocks. Caught in the attack was Post photographer Heidi Levine. “They just kept kicking me and kicking me, like probably 50 times,” Levine said. https://wapo.st/4yt6dHY

can’t wait for the 405 to be shut down every hour because some asshole tried to do this straight off the on-ramp

driving home from work in LA when there’s a Dodgers home game

Hard not to notice that Democrats who are doing the best are the ones who are leaving this whole civility-and-norms, we-go-high, we-need-a-strong-Republican-Party bullshit behind and are simply giving Republicans exactly what they all ought to get at all times, which is undisguised contempt.

How it started / how it’s going

out, bye

Has anyone heard anything about this guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...

very gradually eating a box of Altoids for dinner

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.

nothing spookier than gentrification

Super Earth ass administration

Telling the Pope he can't talk about AI because he's not an "artist" like you is so fucking funny. You're not an AI artist, you didn't art anything. You serially commission visual files from a chatbot. You're like the dumbest Pope Julius III working with the worst fake Michelangelo there is.

Oh yeah that’s the good stuff

This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you

every new detail about GTA 6 is like “you can have pets, the pets can get realistic diseases and die. if you forget to change your hamster’s wood shavings, it will die from listeria. you can choose from 17 different methods of disposing the hamster corpse, all with their own unique animations”

Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."

The perfect way to put it. They found a way to worm a subscription between you and your normal work.

gotta be weird to look in the mirror and know exactly what you’re gonna look like as a skeleton

eat shit lol

the key art for this movie makes it look like “EDM Festival: The Animated Movie” which is sadly a pitch I would crawl across broken glass to avoid

the biggest bummer is they aren’t even cool supervillains, like we could’ve had Magneto or Horde Prime but instead we get Bert reskinned as a sweaty Nazi

scuba is the chillest activity and unironically this is a big reason why

"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5

Well well well well well fuckin wellllllllll

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

George Santos is off to a rough start on “Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test.”

heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*

"The agency waived a Congressionally mandated 25% cap on foreign broadcast ownership to allow a trio of Middle East sovereign wealth funds, from Saudi Arabia, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates, to own 49.5% of the merged company."

Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!

joe rogan has risen to the occasion to become the joe rogan of the left

BREAKING NEWS: The new James Bond actor has been chosen and it's this guy. www.tiktok.com/@jrw21/video...

Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.

I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.

fine with this, tbh

Ed Sheeran won’t see your mean posts, but your friends with a bunch of messy bullshit tattoos (me, it’s me) will

if any celebrity thinks they don’t have enough clout to make a real difference, please observe that a D-list white rapper made one speech at one concert and we’re already seeing tangible results

extremely funny that Ed Sheeran has been named in three separate lawsuits accusing him of ripping off someone else’s song, not because he definitely did, but because every one of his songs sounds like a thousand other dogshit songs you’ve heard while selecting toothpaste at CVS