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Four brothers went to war against Hitler. Three were killed. The fourth survived, and his grandson, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, is the president of Ukraine. Zelensky comes from a family that fought tyrants: Trump negotiates with them while demanding concessions from their victims.

Here's a nearly 10-minute supercut of Troy Jackson taking it to Susan Collins during their debate tonight, including Jackson telling her "you can't eat road salt" and "Collins is like an arsonist who helped set the fire, and then she wants credit for bringing a cup of water to put it out"

The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”

New: Trump called crypto "thin air." Last year, he reported $1.4 billion in income from it. Buyers of his crypto? They're an estimated $4.7 billion underwater. I made an 8-bit game out of it— 📈 Play as Trump: you cannot lose money. 📉 Play as an investor: you cannot win.

"You sound a little more subdued than you did this morning on the radio, when you said Donald Trump could kiss your ass, did the prime minister ask you to tone it down?"

gets incredible air here

the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes

Reposted from YouTube without comment: @bcb7443 6 hours ago Scott Jennings: “I see dead people!” www.youtube.com/watch?v=211B...

Norway fans at WC 2026 a 🧵 An aerial view of Norway’s incredible “Viking Row”

Democratic voters prefer politicians who are ready, willing and able to fight. Where incumbents fail that test, voters will look to replace them with politicians who will actually fight. That's it. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

World Cup Caption contest. What did he say? “Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople” #PARvsTUR #redcard #Paraguay #Almiron

Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

"MEETING WITH NEWS MAN GO BAD. NEWS MAN SPEAK LOUD. NEWS MAN SAY THINGS. NEWS MAN DEFEND JOURNALISM LIKE JOURNALISM CAN BE SAVED FROM ANIMAL’S LARRY ELLISON MONEY."

Commentary: “My parents understood something that Ohio’s voucher advocates seem to have forgotten: a commitment to your own children’s education doesn’t require defunding someone else’s,” writes The Rev. Ben Huelskamp ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/06/02/i...

This dog perfectly captures my vibe at work this month and I blame Arsenal for that (but also love Arsenal for that, don't stop now, one more) 🔴⚪

A day after The Late Show ended, Colbert hosted an episode of public access program Only In Monroe, reviving his 11-year-old gag. How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣 CBS would hate it if you watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...

Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it.

MacFarlane: People in Virginia voted by the millions. Their voices were heard and now have been silenced. And you want to talk about what starts a political wave in a year like this: a mass of people who think their voices have been silenced. That doesn't stop a wave that fuels one.

Picture(s) perfect 🚨 #StanleyCup Relive Alex Newhook's series-clinching goal from #Game7 with 154 individual illustrations! (🎨: /maxrakart)

#Habs Alex Newhook banks the bouncing puck off Andrei Vasilevskiy for goal vs #Lightning Assists: Hutson, Guhle #GoHabsGo #NHL #Hockey

Buffalo goal! Scored by Mattias Samuelsson with 03:24 remaining in the 3rd period. Assisted by Jack Quinn. Buffalo: 3 Boston: 2 #BOSvsBUF #LetsGoBuffalo #NHLBruins

The ESPN video of this is all over the place, obviously, but the MSG call from Dan Dunleavy and the crowd response from it is in the Sabres recap www.nhl.com/sabres/news/...

"By week one, I was already tired of his anti-rich, pro-Samaritan bullshit. I wanted to take a course in Christianity, not liberalism."

UCONN STUNS DUKE TO REACH THE FINAL FOUR! Ian Eagle, Bill Raftery, and Grant Hill on the call for the insane UConn go-ahead 3. 🏀🧅🧅🧅🧅🦅🚨🎙️ #MarchMadness #NCAATournament

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

youtube.com/watch?v=oxwA... decided to play one Beatles song a day for my two month old. Starting from the beginning, “I saw her standing there”.

Just got to stand up to the bully. Give him NOTHING and punch him in the face. #ElbowsUp !

"On this, MLK’s birthday or death day, or maybe the day he gave some big speech or whatever, we celebrate a civil rights icon whose activism and sacrifice serve as a stirring antithesis to me, my regressive policies, and everything my party stands for."

Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up

Rep. Seth Moulton: "This is insane. What the hell are we doing? ... this is illegal."

That vintage look is just so damn cool 🤩

CHILD: So, you’re claiming there is some worldwide conspiracy that EVERY mommy and daddy in the world is in on? SANTA DENIER: Well, I wouldn’t call it a “conspiracy"…

Does Alabama realize that they need to show up in the second half? That their playoffs are at stake? This Bama team couldn’t beat any of the playoff contenders. I can’t wait to hear ESPN and the committee’s excuses for why this is a good loss and playoff worthy. #SEC #Bama #Miami

“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”