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More shocking displays by Bolsonaro supporters in the last 24 hours: voters wearing T-shirts that say “long live fascism,” doing a Nazi salute when entering the polls, and a white man walking a Black man on a chain at a pro-Bolsonaro gathering in Rio de Janeiro.

I hope the next President holds a special, elaborate, televised ceremony to symbolically renounce any claim to Greenland and to formally apologize for Trump’s embarrassing behavior - just to enrage him, in the event he is still purloining oxygen.

Any president who goes to China to map out how much of the globe to surrender to China and Russia should simply never come home. Stay where you belong

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Trust me: whatever you’re doing right now is less important than watching this candidate interview. No spoilers, just trust:

My man looks like he’s been banned from using the computers at the public library

Once again. Just like the Paramount Merger Gavin Newsom does what he always does. Sells out the working class people for the billionaires again and again. Not only that but endorses a bill that will make it impossible to tax the wealthy at all. www.commondreams.org/news/newsom-...

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a week.

Possible movie title options: * Dr No. 2 * From a Poo To a Kill * Brownfinger * Diarrhoea Another Day * From Flushia with Love * No Time to Wipe * Thunderbowl

anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast

The crime that basically every readily available frozen vegan pizza is made with gluten free crust

“REMEMBER ME EDDY?!”

I think same-race marriage should be prohibited

Synagogues all over your country are being attacked by right-wing Orthodox youth, prime minister, including a Reform shul during Rosh Hashanah services. Maybe you should focus more on protecting Jews where you’re in charge. www.timesofisrael.com/three-minors...

lol

LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"

i mean, just look at how the populists talked about the railroad barons and others like them. "The fruits of the toil of millions are boldly stolen to build up colossal fortunes, unprecedented in the history of the world, while their possessors despise the republic and endanger liberty."

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

GASSERDÄMMERUNG

The FBI is raping the dogs. They're raping the cats.

We are not treading on these people hard enough

weird time for a sale

Wawdani

Ho-LEE fuck democrats-appropriations.house.gov/news/press-r...

Karen Bass reelection update: the mayor has come out as anti-taco stand. In Los Angeles.

Look, with all policy you have to do a DMFI (Dumbest MotherFucker Implementing) analysis. Do I think in a vacuum it’s a good idea? Yeah. Do I think it’s a good idea in a world where the average teacher in Pooburg, Alabama thinks the Jewish kid is hiding horns under his curly hair? AHAHAHAHAHAHA no

I'm not naive enough to think this will change how people vote, but I do think we need to do a better job explaining that a large number of immigrants are "illegal" simply because USCIS simply declared them to be out-of-status. It's as if the govt. could drop the speed limit as you were driving.

Springfield (from The Simpsons). I’m…probably good?

Me when I use both hands to give the menu back to the waiter at the Japanese restaurant

The funny thing is that his statement is completely true If you substitute "black people" for "conservatives" Conservatives are not mentally capable of participation in higher education (or anything outside of scams and car dealerships) and only have their positions through affirmative action

NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.

Is this just business as usual in politics? No. Approval rates of federal disaster aid requests were about the same regardless of the state and did not vary much with the party of the President. This graph powerfully conveys the scale of the partisan discrimination now.

Gonna use this account in an unprecedenteded way to help a friend, people in Kyiv: does anyone want 4 kittens and their mother

If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick.

You should go there and enlighten them

This cruelty has no need but cruelty. Haiti remains deeply dangerous; a country in the throes of anarchy. Hundreds of thousands of people are SAFE. They are safe. They are safe here and the nation has decided to make them unsafe. We are embarking on a tragedy and we cannot look away. We cannot.

It's so funny that Donald J Trump, our first bisexual president, looks at handsome, bearded, Arab men the same way

masculine workplace norms (calling your coworker gay because he washes his hands) vs feminine workplace norms (not doing that)

We got you. Stay hydrated, New York.

HELL YEAH SHIT YEAH FUCK YEAH

Ah yes, the two certainties in life