Smoip

Smoip

@smoip.bsky.social

Software dev, recovering musician, rule of threes fan.

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Great thread. Well thought response to a topic that gets a lot of knee jerk reactions.

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Sure, banning “being abusive” to Claude is obviously silly cosplay, but I feel like this is doing a right(ish) thing for a dumb reason. If someone is screaming abuse into the computer so hard they can hear it at Anthropic HQ it might not be bad to say “hey, take a break, bud.”

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AI Actress Tilly Norwood Has Her Career Eclipsed by Popularity of New Actress Made Entirely From Plastic Dinosaur Toys: "My Fingers and Toes are the Heads and Necks of Brontos and Brachiosaurs" Said Milly Sauropile Weds, "I am A Pile of Plastic Dinosaur Toys and Hollywood is Afraid of Me"

This is like that Star Trek episode where the guys in short shorts try to execute Wesley for stepping on the flowers if he bragged about it on future Instagram and then they followed through on the execution.

Dreamt I was helping a friend prepare for an audition singing a minor key western ballad about a worker crushed by capitalism. The tune turned out mostly to be Marty Robbins’s Big Iron, but there were several original verses about healthcare. Someone good at dreams tell me what this means.

Getting on a zoom call in 2026 feels like phasing into an alternate dimension where a completely different UX language won out.

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sometimes a coworker will drop offhand a piece of lore that feels like finding an audio log in a survival horror game

Scientists baffled by sriracha bottle that sprays a fine mist of eye-burning, clothes-staining goo every time it is opened.

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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

Fucking wild seven days. Cat tried to kill himself (unsuccessfully!), passed the one year mark at my startup, and had every single piece of portable electronics stolen from our apartment (merry fucking christmas). I need a goddamn break.

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"By the way, I’m not trying to actually kill one. That’s not my thing at all. If that’s what you’re getting from this, then I don’t know what you’re reading or how you thought that, but you’re totally off base."

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