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Holy hell

DISGUSTIN!

I cant think for myself oh magic machine what should i think about today

Computer! Do!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcYl...

Please say sike. Please say this is satire. Please I can’t do this anymore bro please 😭😭

Pretending to work is too hard!

What a sad excuse of a person

hey guys anyone else getting tired of jangling keys themselves. why haven't they invented keys that jangle themselves

Its got what plants crave

Guys I wish I could outsource my outsourced imagination

Can someone make an ai that just presses the button for me? Ice hit an artistic wall for hitting buttons, it'd be easier if I could just wait for it to generate endless garbage

I honestly can’t fathom the “creative process” of people like this.

gonna float the possibility that ThrowRA1234567788777 may not be posting sincerely

Musicians, why haven’t you thought of this?

Crapception.

Well that didn't take long

Vro cant even think for themself 😭😭😭😭😭

Computer show me celery man

Imagine the opposite of creativity….

grok is this true?

This has gotten me so upset that I need to cope with assuming this is actually intelligent satire.

Idiocracy was a Prophesy

It really is just a race to the bottom huh. Like what will they feel inside if they eventually get to a point where one button click gives them everything and does everything for them. Will it be enough?

Baudrillard is laughing in his grave.

That has to be a joke. No one can be that much of a lunk-headed cretin. Tell me that is a joke!

Geeeeeeeeez.

Thoughts? No, just button.

Its over

they are currently melting down about not being able to download their old slop and claim copyright on it (which already isnt copyrightable) lmao

New level of "skill issue" discovered

These people are cool because they confirm I am not the laziest man on earth

Why can’t the toilet come to me when I’m waiting in line for my KFC bowl?

Need an AI that will enjoy the content for me too.

I like eating fast food, but why do I always have to come up with an order to place, can I just hit a button to generate an order until I see one I like?

I'm really pissed it wasn't a video AI app, had a good does it blend pun.

Burger shake to the rescue

Patton Oswalt's KFC Bowl bit.

I would be asking for a refund if I wasn't on the free plan.

This is how I picture OP in my mind.

the danger with food metaphors is i don't disagree with this sentence

Drinking this slurry is too much effort. As is digesting. Can I just have it directly piped into the toilet and we be done with this woke "eating?"

"Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment, and OK for you."

Akbar and Jeff's AI Airport Snack Bar: "Where the elite meet to cheat at eating reheated meaty treats."

When demotivated or feeling unable to create: i check what other people are creating, imagining their process, how i can do something similar. Even when it wont motivate me, i still learn and grow my ability from it. AI images at that point would only make me sad im unable to create with that mood.

You definitely have a LOT more empathy than I do towards these people. Good for you, but I'll stick with my contempt for that abysmal level of laziness.

thank goodness,

i wonder what that person has added to the sum total of human experience

I have to press a button to get the ai to generate a prompt to get the ai to generate a song? Shouldn’t there just be a robot to press the button for me?

the enshittification of the human race is in full swing.

I hate this timeline.

We're looping all the way around back to a shit version of stumbleupon

AI bro brain is melting or what's going on with him

asking the computer to sigh at this post for me

We really need to kill the computer faster.

Glad someone still does.

one step ahead of the OP

All my imposter syndrome as a musician and this is who the next generation has

complete brain rot. this is the kick on the door that collapsed his entire mental capacity of critical thought

You sneer, but this mother fucker just invented the shitty DJ

The CIA needs to stop this guy more than any despot

You know you can stop Right !?!! Right ??) 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

pro-tip, if you want to experience more music, writing, art and culture; Humans have been making all of that for thousands of years, publishing it for hundreds, online for a couple dozen now. we don't need it to be generated; there is plenty of it out there to experience already...

sick of having to take a shit before the machine wipes my ass for me; can it take a shit for me too?

Have I got an invention for this guy

2 minutes to warmup the machine for 10 seconds of use

The true artistic process.

No, those do not appear to be thoughts. They appear to be the opposite of thoughts.

Lmao Telling on themselves

Hey reddit lemme be honest I got nothin I am lazy as shit but do you have any tips to become Beyoncé

AI fans are so fuckin lazy istg

Brain=gone

Anything but just... listening to music created by other human beings, I guess.

is this what having a stroke feels like?

Can ChatGPT do that for me?

Nice 👍

generative ai services really aiming for that sweet spot of users that are lazy/talentless, but not too lazy/talentless

How does this fucker even dress himself in the morning?

babies are finally getting tired of their shiny toys, may you never interact with the art/writing/songmaking community ever again and be shunned for the rest of your life🥰

Pfft, who needs artistic satisfaction when you have dopamine? Wait, we *have* established those are two different drugs, right? ...Right?

Assuming they had any in the first place. A majority of these people are not creatives or have a single creative bone in their bodies. It's just a toy for them to feel like they've actually made something but without actually having learned a real skill that would actually enrich their lives.

I knew AI 'creatives' were lazy but omg

That is basically this guy’s goal apparently. He’s gonna go all the way back around to the radio. “I just turn this thing on and it gives me already completed songs. I don’t even have to come up with an idea!”

I admit I never considered prompties could be more lame

🙏🏻🌏☄️

“Son, what you’re looking for is called a radio with a random play button. Just press that button and a song you’ve never heard before will start playing!” “But I want to make my own music!” <deep sigh>

I want. To punch. The face.

thinking as slot machine, just pressing buttons and waiting for the big payout.

I mean, it's only the logical next step. And after that it also pushes the button for you

No, but they want to say that they "made" something. They just want to "make" it without going through the creative process. Like, at all.

And this last brain cell is dead

They’re asking for a way to give away the last remaining brain cell

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcYl...

This guy's brain is cooked.

Is this what people call a philosophical zombie?

these mfs are not real, there's no way😭

whats even dumber is that this tech could potentially be the perfect thing for recommending new stuff by analyzing the actual contents of what you enjoy listening to and finding stuff that's similar.

'Speak, Memory – Of the cunning hero The wanderer, blown off course time and again After he plundered Troy’s sacred heights.'

We are approaching the "Sad, sad techbro" singularity.

Most productive AI artist activity

I hate prompting. I love having prompted.