mac demarco rubio

Check your kid’s Halloween candy. Someone tried to hide Shellac’s sensational noise rock masterpiece 1000 Hurts in this one.

I’ve never met a Peacock subscriber.

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Creatures from beyond the veil love to be like “I hunger.” We all hunger! That’s not unique to you!

The meek shall inherit the mill.

my Portuguese isn't great but I think I can work this out

To: All - Intercompany From: Maintenance Subject: Metamorphosis Body: To whom it may concern, The entire maintenance department is rockabilly now. Please adjust your files as needed Sincerely, Thick Dick Rick and the Husky Boys

Tempted to hit the YES button in the elevator, afraid of what might happen though.

Kids are going crazy over the Michael Clayton Fortnight skins pack.

Hello, I am Lint Eastwood, the dirty hairy in your dryer.

Susan: So, what have you got there ... oh Rochelle, Rochelle. / S04E21 The Smelly Car

Just had a terrible phrenologist appointment. I thought it was my humors but it turns out my temperament is a skull issue.

ill be fucking their little tri-corn hat wearing asses up. founding fathers never saw brazilian jui jitsu. Never saw muy thai. im putting ben franklin in a kimura.

This image doesn’t exist so you can say that Something Awful is “largely unmoderated”

Nice buttress, let’s see it fly.

Those trucks are the larval form of these planes:

The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c

Kevin Hart Botox Regimen

A totally healthy and normal economy.

my friend suggested this

100 years later and this woman wouldn’t even be the most tatted millennial at the workplace.

“What do you do in the band?” “I am bass.” “No, I mean what instrument do you play?” “You misunderstand.”

Is using an enemy’s skull to drink liquids other than their blood cannibalism? Where is the line on that?

we heeben een

Zoom should have a shave filter that shaves you

*DIES*

He was a people person.

Facebook’s tendency to reward people who make their inner monologue an outer monologue has made it much easier for people to identify and get away from socially and emotionally carcinogenic people.

walking around the dock in Metal Gear Solid 1 but instead of being stealthy I'm ripping out a sax solo

Supportive parental walk of shame.

@actualnames.bsky.social a clean one

hitting the boosters on my flying tesla and 9/11-ing the third floor of the world's tallest mcdonalds

What's up,

feeling dense and ponderous like a handsome iguana