Naught But Burning Hot Cola

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Ossoff: "In my view, based upon the evidence I've seen thus far, the president's misconduct, abuse of power, and corruption, already exceed any prior standard for impeachment."

Right, it turns out that instead of letting the Republicans set the terms of the debate, you can simply tell them and their enablers in the media to cram it. El-Sayed has been doing the same thing. It's long overdue.

“President Zelenskyy could’ve solved the war” — Trump (The one person with the power to immediately end the war is Putin, the aggressor)

I guess this is just sort of the logical endpoint of this administration’s commitment to fulfilling their supporters’s desire to vicariously consume violence done to other people.

We should be so lucky.

I mean, everyone IS looking at us, but... 👀

Hey, fellas, before you write that white hot take about how rape is such a tricky thing and, I mean, who can really say what happened and, you know, maybe we should not be too judgmental, I'd like to remind you that instead you can simply shut the fuck up.

The word "effective" has excused a lot of evil the past few years as if the things they say out loud with their mouths over & over to win don't matter because, secretly, inside, they don't ACTUALLY believe it. Echoing Jesus famous teaching, "Blessed are the effective, no matter how they win."

i think it's super cool that posting this is what the most powerful man alive spends his Sunday afternoon doing

Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.

it is time that we take the world back from the miserable assholes

Fuck off, Bloomberg News. One of the biggest mind fucks of the modern era is watching everyone in the media pretend President Fuckhead is not a psychopathic infant. Canada is dealing with him the way bullies should be dealt with and your takeaway is “this will be bad for Canada”? Fuck. Off.

there's going to be a wide open "look at these gross fucking assholes" lane in the 2028 primary and the current leader is jon ossoff

The incredible reaction to Jon Ossoff saying just one word about our emperor's new clothes -- "Natalie" -- shows what Democrats can do if they just speak the truth about what all of us can see with our own eyes

@tamorapierce.bsky.social TELL ME that you had the rat dessert scene in Emperor Mage because of the Jacques Demy Pied Piper. PLEASE.

I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.

Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 6 weeks(!) in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave—is now getting all three.

Fuck ICE

I work in the paperwork/compliance side of HR. People saying it's no big deal, so simple a baby could do it, what's the problem? is either lying to you (Rs are lying, to be clear) or has never actually dealt with folks trying to follow compliance info re: acceptable documentation.

Brought to you by “the party of law and order”

The only good thing to come out of the dipshit Odyssey discourse is that at one point I commented “if we’re worried about accuracy, then Jason Mantzoukas should be playing Odysseus,” and now I can’t get it out of my head 😄

Y’all are out here being mean about the way this man looks, when obviously he hasn’t been able to see his own reflection in a mirror in several hundred years.

The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.

lindsey graham got the same thing anyone who wants to be spoken of well in death gets: a lifetime. what he did with it is entirely on him.

The people's pro shop

Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

DC waiting for fireworks.

ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at www.theonion.info.

It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.

When oligarchs talk of “personal liberties and free markets” they mean their own liberties to become even richer and more powerful. When oligarchs speak of “freedom,” what they actually seek is freedom from accountability. Know the truth.

Wow where was this energy toward Republicans at literally any point these past two presidencies

21st century America is a multiracial democracy whose commerce, culture and cuisine reflect the influence of immigrants from every country on earth. The only people seemingly unable to assimilate into this society are white Republicans.

You've counted your last crow

The Monterey Bay Aquarium PROUDly presents “Otter This World,” written and performed by Monét X Change with special guest Trinity the Tuck.

Friends, they’re not even trying to hide their voter suppression. ⬇️

it's genuinely weird to me how many people are content to sacrifice millions of other people's lives under the feint hope that things might get vaguely better eventually.

hey hey, what up, slave labor?

well then i guess Pace Picante Sauce can SHUT THE FUCK UP

Once they finish the scaffolding Trump is going to climb up to the top and start throwing barrels at them