KEVINWAYNE STUMP

Rahm Emanuel Democrats need to have their heads flattened with shovels.

Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.

A chicken in every pot and a Watergate every 48 hours for the past 600 days.

Mavs looking deadly tonight.

With the election looming, the GOP is calling in the big guns. Which means having a megachurch freak named Timmy dispatch an army of walleyed 23yo home-school casualties with YouTube diction to opposing candidates' rallies, where they will demand those candidates reject and denounce the WNBA.

For the sake of discussion, let’s assume all 28 of these folks voted for Kamala in 2024. If that’s the case then she only would’ve won California by 3,194,454 votes. A nail biter.

“For Rule 11 purposes” from a judge should be interpreted as similar to the sound of a shotgun being racked

Trying to say somebody who founded and ran a food pantry that serves thousands of people a month is a bad person that America would be better off without - this should earn you everlasting shame from all around you. This is ICE.

The people designing these things are so far removed from any blue collar workers in their real lives that they genuinely seem to think this can work. If you’ve ever done any mild plumbing or electrical work you know this will absolutely, positively, 100% never work.

Get the fuck off Twitter.

my sources are telling me that ken paxton just checked into the Ligma Center

My vet is absolutely on fire here.

www.theringer.com/2026/08/17/n... I’ve had this @tylerparker.bsky.social piece open in my tabs since the day it published. Saving it. I’m a lifelong Mavericks fan, so I spent a decade hating this dude, and have spent the last decade just marveling at his existence. A joy. Tyler nails it as always.

New case out of the federal court in Oklahoma, U.S. v Kyle, finding license plate readers like the Flock cameras are an unconstitutional search under the 4th Amendment & explaining why every other court got it wrong when finding there was no expectation of privacy in public spaces

I know we’re long past this, and there are obviously more important things going on, but dammit it really sucks that this guy was in charge on the 250th.

Man it does not matter what I do, Facebook will never stop filling my feed with right wing bullshit.

*actively crying* “ACAB includes the post office”

Yeah I’m sure the son of the VICE PRESIDENT who rose to prominence by sucking off tech billionaires is going to go to war.

Bannonmaxxing.

The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo

As always: pack the fucking court.

Man we truly cannot continue on as a country with people who openly, brazenly lie like this remaining in charge of things. This fucking sucks. Eat shit, Eric.

Hmmmmmm. Pretty good call from late January. Couldn’t have predicted the reason for the increase, but honestly maybe I should’ve.

Learned yesterday that there's a vast swath of rural counties in New Mexico with a total population of 247,000ish people, covering an area id 53,259 square miles, without a pediatrician www.instagram.com/p/DdoegYHjFw...

Put this guy in fucking shackles today.

Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks https://theonion.com/archaeologists-discover-more-old-shit-that-sucks-1848400846/

Don’t worry I’m pitching them on a version where Kermit, Fozzie, and Gonzo fought in Afghanistan but at the end of the first season we find out that Gonzo accidentally fought for the Taliban

Alright I’m fully Mestemaker-pilled. He’s a dog.

Dylan Raiola on the sidelines knowing this wouldn’t have happened on his watch.

Go Pokes.

Keep my boy’s name out of your fucking mouth.

Antifa made me drink 15 beers and drive my Tahoe into a buncha mail boxes.

Laura Loomer handcuffing herself to the Cushing, OK refinery in an attempt to keep WTI prices down

This is a Zozobra fan account.

I think all they need is a little more training. Some light reforms. Deeeeefinitely no need to rip them out from the root and prosecute every one of them we possibly can.

www.notus.org/agencies/tru... These people will stop at nothing to ruin this country.

dolly parton taught me it's ok to be hot and know how to read

She was one of the genuinely good people. RIP.

This thread and the replies are so so so good. These fake country shitbird losers are my people.

Absolutely insane self-inflicted wound.

When everyone loves the way you’re handling beef prices

Rooting for Trump to force JD to resign, then appoint Natalie Harp as his VP, then resign himself. President Natalie Harp could be here by lunch tomorrow.

These republicans are obviously scared as shit about Ossoff running for president.

Something something imagine if under Biden or Obama something something

I’m not kidding when I say everyone involved in this prosecution should be disbarred immediately.