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The head of my flight attendant union, Sara Nelson, as usual, is right on⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

It's VERY useful right now to watch elections in other countries: like Serbia, Brazil, & Israel. It's fascinating to see democracy emerge victorious in 2 countries. And to discover how panic over the impact of mass voting--democracy--will affect a 3rd BIG numbers of people voting are a GOOD THING

Turnout in Israel is currently 44.9% — the highest ever recorded at 2pm in Israeli history. I'm optimistic this means the end of Netanyahu. Polling won't have reflected just how many will decide on the day that they cannot vote for the man who presided over the biggest slaughter of Jews since WW2.

Don't worry, Flavio! Your future is guaranteed by Donald J. Trump! That's a bet no one has ever come to regret!

In other words, Trump invaded Venezuela, killed about 100 people, installed a member of the dictatorship as the new puppet leader, and stole the country's oil.

Oh god you guys. I'm so tired of living like this. The fear and corruption. They're not going to let us have an election are they?

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There’s still time to join us at the doors in Grand Rapids from October 31-November 3. We'll cover housing and travel, and you can join us for one day or all four. We need all the help we can get! Let's get out the vote in Michigan: kapow.works/michigan

Shout out to all the marginalized folks whose freedom to simply live their lives has been turned into a political football by assholes and whatnot.

1) The Traveling Blueberries 2) Boston Cream Pie (Can work for Boston or Cream) 3) The Burrito Supremes 4) Fish

Yes, making the richest people in the world even richer at the cost of human knowledge, skill, and labor is the dream of all working class people everywhere. We were put on this earth to give our bodies, minds, and soul to the technologists to devour and sell it back to us. That’s liberation.

Yes, true social justice is to give the world over to the people who have expressed nothing but disdain for human beings, who have exploited labor to extreme degrees, and who have made it clear, over and over, that their goal is to have ownership over human life and work. bsky.app/profile/dame...

This is a very good story about what 287(g) enforcement looks like on the ground, and the prong of Trump-era immigration enforcement that doesn’t look like ICE agents doing raids on the streets of Minneapolis or Chicago.

This week’s main story is about how more and more white nationalists, antisemites, and Nazi sympathizers seem to be integrating into the Republican Party, how some of them are currently running for office, and how old you can be for JD Vance to consider you “a very young boy.”

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Health insurance for a family now costs more than $28,000 a year. Two-thirds of Americans support single-payer healthcare. So why is the Democratic establishment fighting Medicare for All? @davidsirota.com breaks down how party leaders are working to stop it.

sounds like it might be HOSPITAL TIME!

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Why is no sleeping pill as powerful as putting laundry in the washing machine. Knowing I have to stay awake long enough to take it of the washing machine, and at least put it in the dryer so it doesn't mildew, is like taking a klonopin.

He needs to be impeached just for being this stupid. It's embarrassing to have someone this stupid in front of a microphone.

Ronaldo Salgado, son of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, who was tragically shot and killed by ICE in Houston, Texas earlier this year, made a surprise appearance at the Ready. Go. Vote. Rally. Ronaldo, thank you for using your voice to encourage our communities to get out to vote 🗳️

Real ones know that a sticker-less hard hat is a bullshit hard hat. Good job.

Motherfucker, you eat roadkill and snort heroin off of shit covered toilets

The rank bigotry and ignorance, of course, but also it's quite something to see the world's most talentless nepo baby failson saying somebody else isn't accomplished enough

i am inviting anyone from a legacy media organization to explain to me why the house judiciary dems report on trump’s epstein’s ties and multiple allegations of rape isn’t worthy of extensively reporting on. i’m serious. i want to understand.

you can msg me on signal or email if you don’t want to hash it out here. but i need to know.

i know legacy media people follow me.

I've already seen some effort to bury this as "there's not a lot new here." As if, "What's one more rape victim?" is sound editorial judgment. Republicans kept the Benghazi story going for years on nothing new, but that didn't stop to press from covering every nothing burger they served up.

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Besides being nakedly racist and bigoted, this is just hilariously wrong on all levels. I mean, Omar Yaghi won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry last year, and he won the Wolf Prize in 2018. And that's just one example.

He also said Arabs don't produce any literature. Last year's winner of the National Book Award was Lebanese writer and painter Rabih Alameddine. The winner in non-fiction? Egyptian-American journalist Omar El Akkad.

WANTED: Session guitarist for 8-bar solo; must be able to withstand 18 hours of silent judging from the control room.

There can never be another "water under the bridge" administration ever again, and part of that is going to involve shaming everyone on board with this one - voters included - as the disgusting pig racists they are

This of course isn't true, just pure racism. But what's even worse is it is a justification in their minds for genocide. That Arabs are inferior, so they can be mass murdered off the face of the earth.

It’s just so appalling and enraging how casual and commonplace this has become. I’m out of words.

I believe the precise wording was "Shove that ballroom up your FAT ass!"

overpaid democratic consultant: stop calling this weird

Supper time for Boot and Wellington our runner duck ducklings #runnerducks @carolineartist.bsky.social

The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

Flight Attendant here: Shout out to Embassy Suites for still providing their staff with employee cafeteria meals while on duty for free. I know a lot of hotels charge staff now for even hotel breakoom/cafeteria meals, which is totally cheap ass, nickel and diming BS.

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

REALITY CHECK Send this to all the clowns saying, “The prices were higher under Obama.”

Insane. Actually insane. Let’s make his money this year a waste, shall we?