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the birds, they did not go

#gobirds

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i'm old enough to remember when we didn't have tornado warnings every time it rains

People should be prepared for this to be technically true. States audit their own “voter rolls” (registrant database) and find a few hundred ineligible registrants The sleight of hand is that when they check how many ineligible voters cast ballots that were accepted, it’s single digit numbers

more like pissburgh penguins

Brought to you by the RAV4 billion dollars a day wasted in Iran

"i didn't vote for this"

Untranslated headlines in German are much clearer than New York Times headlines in English

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

When Babe Ruth played - the average fast ball was 23 mph - dead center was 130 feet - uniforms had 2 extra "hot dog" pockets - bases were sacks of sorghum - average player age: 47 - umpires carried guns - gloves were made of wood - all outfielders were on horseback

butlerian jihad when?

Marlins Man talking on his phone behind home plate is just about as rancid as vibes can get.

gun to my head i could not tell you the difference between any of the fast food ceos. those are lab grown white dudes.

me waking up every day in this country

legitimately thrilled that marshawn lynch could have a live microphone in front of him for most of the next two weeks

I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.

i can tell who you voted for based on where you aim your snow blower

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

REPUBLICAN 2026 PLATFORM: - Republicans hold the unfettered right to abduct, rape, and murder any American citizen and get away with it. 2026 CENTRIST DEMOCRAT PLATFORM: - ICE agents just need a little more training. Hugs! 🤗 WHAT AMERICANS WANT: - Stop murdering us - Abolish ICE - Nuremberg trials

This is a MUST-READ affidavit. This eyewitness to Alex Pretti’s murder — who is too scared to even go home because she doesn’t trust federal agents — directly refutes what the feds are saying happened today:

Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun. Any second now, I'm sure. He was a white guy, if that helps? Hello? NRA?

“They will lie about you and then kill you and they will kill you and then lie about you.” www.pbump.net/o/the-killin...

if you're not disgusted, you're disgusting.

POWERFUL “The murderers are ICE. They are who we need out of this city. Let us carry on our lives safely and not in fear of being shot. If we help a woman who slips on the ice, as I saw happen earlier today before that man was murdered… let’s say his name, Alex was murdered while he was helping.”

It’s not enough to say Abolish ICE. It’s not enough to vote no on ICE funding. It’s not enough to confront Kristi Noem or Greg Bovino with Stern Words. If you are a leader, what are you doing to protect your community? How are you using your power, privilege, and position to confront this threat?

White House propaganda. The White House manipulated this image to deceive the public. Same moment, altered expression, manufactured narrative. That’s intentional. And yes, it looks racist. Using a doctored image of a Black woman to signal criminality isn’t subtle. Expect more of this.

🚨"We wonder why people in the 1930s were quiet, we need to show we weren't quiet. History is gonna look back at all the people that didn't show up—their grandkids are gonna ask what were they doing! It's like -10 degrees and we're here!" -Minneapolis ICE protester. LIVE NOW⬇️

X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew

finally some good news www.reddit.com/r/SearchPart...

fuck ice and and fuck trump and fuck every trump voter

Imma be sick “There’s nobody else in his life,” the boy’s grandfather said. “I’ll drive. I’ll fly. To come get my grandchild.”

hard to believe it's already been 21 years since society peaked with outkast's "roses"

The sandwich throwing guy would’ve been a better Time Person of the Year

not every maga peaked in highschool, but everyone who peaked in highschool is maga

me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️ also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈

the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing