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Always fight the urge to write everything in Maoist standard english

Any version of Imperial Rome not *absolutely covered* in Graffiti is bullshit. Rich people would pay poor folks to put messages up on random walls, to sway public opinion. Advertisements too. The most accurate scene in Gladiator is one they cut - Maximus doing an Olive Oil brand endorsement.

Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.

How is the chat in my fanty league app better than Microsoft teams lmao

go in with stems type behavior

Accidentally developing a praise kink because when cat Sudoku goes "Unreal, insane! *doot dee dee doooo* Perfect logic! You beat 96.5% of players." is like getting a key bump every minute. Or is that turning into the cocaine rat hitting the more snow lever behavior....

Only God Can Judge My Pickle Rick Face Tattoo, And She Already Told Me It Is Dope

Cigarettes are cool as hell

people online:"the founding fathers were evil because of slave-" Actual Democratic-Republicans in the 1790s: KILL GEORGE WASHINGTON

im watching naruto for the first time and it fuckin owns

[0000753] Merchants bring barrels of blood and tears

A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set https://theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-stalled-after-red-phantom-named-twinkpunisher-invades-set/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nayirah...

Every time I accidentally open threads I am astounded by how simultaneously lame and depressing it is

rewatching chihayafuru like boss

Memphis is under siege from the federal government. This is hideous.

then perish

eight dragon ball z seconds

18th century "cat contract" (納貓兒契式; based on a Yuan-dynasty original), laying out the cat's duties and responsibilities: tirelessly guarding the grain, repelling the "mousey bandits" (鼠賊), not messing with the livestock, not stealing numnums "of any kind whatsoever" (不得偷盜食諸般).

there's lots of changes but one of the major differences between the new internet and the old internet is that on the old internet when someone linked to an article that generally meant you would actually be able to read it

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Underrated

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

When you see the term Zio, remind that person the literal Grand High Wizard of the KKK David Duke coined that term. That if they want to say zionist just use that word. They do not need to use KKK slang. Most people are using Zio thinking it is just a short form and not a literal KKK term.

connor o'malley and sarah squirm should hook up have the kwisatz hederach of comedy

A surprising number of Israelis seem to have already forgotten that they're the ones who started the war.

RIP Country Joe McDonald, who died yesterday at 84. Here he is in 1969 at the original Woodstock, singing the Vietnam Song aka “I-Feel-Like-I’m-Fixin’-to-Die Rag.” Absolutely NO relevance to today’s situation. NONE. youtu.be/ft0vkKCadgk

Attacks leave dead vs killed

You fuckin know I’m carrying a keister

this new york times headline stopped me in my tracks. I am stunned. They posted this on the same day trump lied about bombing a girls’ school. And this isn’t even an op-ed. This is supposed to be news. These people desperately want to be doormats to power. My god. I am at a loss for words.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

threads is wire mother and bluesky is cloth mother no i won't be elaborating

The Unbearable Lightness of Jorts

Just a thought

Girl your pussy is amazeballs

ICE is crushing Minneapolis economy. On the pod, Mayor Jacob Frey tallies up damage: $203 million overall $80 million small biz losses $5 million hotel cancellations 75K people food insecurity "Impact is staggering," Frey tells us. Bleeding city for being diverse: newrepublic.com/article/2066...

Solidarity forever with the workers at DC's cat cafe who were put out of work by their union-busting owner after they announced they intended to unionize. www.popville.com/2026/02/crum...