Señor Hijas

Make a band edible: Oreo Speedwagon

Behold, my son the disco ball 🎃

is being conservative the new “punk rock”? of course not you fuckin dip shit

AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid https://theonion.com/aoc-tidies-up-in-case-federal-agents-stop-by-for-raid/

the correct answer to people being mad about property tax is that the ultrawealthy should pay for the services that the working class funds with property tax. the ultrawealthy should be wealth-capped until everyone in the country is fed, housed, and has healthcare. abolish prisons. i can keep going

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Women know this in our bones—they’re everywhere. But for the more data-driven, this should drive the point home…

On this day, Oct. 2, 1984, Twin/Tone Records released the Replacements’ “Let It Be” album and rooftop photo. Fans who for six weeks had been spinning the “I Will Dare” single relentlessly finally got to hear the full new LP, which has come to be considered an all-timer @mplsmusichistory.bsky.social

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

The Pyramids and the Sphynx of Gizeh https://botfrens.com/collections/63/contents/20974

AI advocates say we have no right to stop innovation in the free market. Hogwash. We don’t allow corporations to come up with new nuclear weapons or varieties of cocaine or biological pathogens. We protect the public from certain kinds of innovation. We need guardrails on AI before it’s too late.

RP with your home river

Judith Kerr (1923-2019) UK writer and illustrator who created the 'Mog' series and 'The Tiger Who Came to Tea', also acclaimed novels such as the semi-autobiographical 'When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit' inspired by her own Jewish family's escape from Nazi Germany #womensart

*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!

coyote theater, vermillion, south dakota, 1987

Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

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Federal judge blocks law that expanded Colorado’s health authority over immigrant detention center

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/

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State officials believe a late-night email and brainstorming call was proof of presidential retaliation. 🔗 https://www.westword.com/news/white-house-emails-tina-peters-colorado-funding-cuts-40922581/

Bauhaus Milhaus

That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary https://theonion.com/teacher-required-to-provide-own-salary/

Baby Hitler (holstering Luger): Well, well, well. Looky what we have here, boys… another time machine! (Baby Hitler and Nazis laugh in German)

See this is why they have their own sports. This kind of razzmatazz is US only. If you got a guy in a gold suit on at a UK match he'd get bottled

Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

Not the use of the word "detained" here to make it appear as though the settlers have some legal capacity to be doing this. If i ran up on a US Rep with a rifle and prevented them from leaving it would be, correctly, described as kidnapping; and doing so with political ends would be terrorism.

They're called Lunchables because they're not legally allowed to call them Lunch

NEW: Americans are pessimistic about the future. But which actors do they think are having the worst impact on the economy/society? Voters find the most harmful actors to be: 1) Billionaires 2) Corporate landlords 3) Sports gambling 4) Artificial intelligence 5) Cryptocurrency

Desert Breath,1995-97, monumental land art, Eastern Sahara, Egypt, by Danae Stratou, Alexandra Stratou, Stella Constantinides, covering 25 acres of the Egyptian desert #WomensArt

Two ICE agents tracked down a woman *inside a polling place* yesterday. Why? They demanded that she take down an Instagram post in which she named Jonathan Ross as the man who shot & killed Renee Good (after the Star Tribune identified Ross). www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...