Guilloteenwolf

new york forever. FUCK ICE.

Posting again because I just got hit with $500 in other fees so I'm a bit more fucked™️ than I was yesterday Also if you need any audio work done or a video edited or anything like that, I guess now is a great time for me to start doing freelance work again, so feel free to hit me up for it!

...not a good week to be Metallica.

FYI: One of Tara's cats, Peggy, was diagnosed with inoperable cancer. That diagnosis was expensive. She's now going to be in palliative care for the next few weeks. Tara could use a hand.

Thanks to the latest Behind the Bastards, I keep singing "Kosovo" to the tune of Kokomo. And "Slobodan" to the Pokemon theme.

My wife just informed me that I own every board game except one. I had no Clue.

Tread carefully, friends. There are many things you can undo in this world, but you can't un-sick a set.

Me at Progpower this year

I can't wait to see An American Tail 3: Fievel Goes to Prison.

Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

What if we kissed at the—

Reminds me of the greatest piece of junk mail I ever received. Go on, treat yourself

At this miserable time in this shambles of a country, Lynch's simple line bears repeating.

Every time I see Weird Al (okay, only twice so far) I walk away both thoroughly entertained by the hilarious songs and other moments, and incredibly impressed on a technical level.

I went and saw the Odyssey today. It was pretty big, but I wasn't impressed with the pace.

Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

I expected to bust this guy out for Mitch, but Lindsey warrants it too.

I feel like this has been me all day today here, and I wish I had more to offer. Know that you are not alone. 🫂

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

A source estimated that the number of anti AI memes shared inside Google in the last year is in the “high hundreds / thousands.” www.404media.co/google-emplo...

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Happy pride!

I will say it again If you use genAI to make a piece of music, you are neither a creator, nor a musician

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If it’s “Bowser” with an S Then he’s Mario’s nemesis If it’s “Bowzer” with a Z Then from Sha Na Na he be

Reskeeting this, of course.

Mr T [shaking his head sadly after hearing "Learn to Fly"] I pity the Foo Fighters

Sure, you can see the ultimate cosmic insignificance of your existence, but can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

One of the great tragedies of our time is the name Bob Rock belonging to a big time producer and not a tranquil doom metal guitarist/vocalist who plays happy little riffs.

Can we get Jesse Ventura to run again and bodyslam him onto the podium at a debate?