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as funny as it is to imagine a scenario where Trump just randomly keels over and dies because he is an unhealthy senile 80 year old, it's important to keep in mind that the scenario where he has a stroke or heart attack and is merely severely incapicitated but remains alive is MUCH FUNNIER

this is the guy that the modern right wing considers one of their finest intellectuals

@jabaribrisport.bsky.social and Caribbeans for Zohran members getting ready for the West Indian Day Parade at the @nywfp.bsky.social float!

"Nobody wants to be a cop [in DC]. They were abused. They were spit on." "When you when you say they were abused and spit on, I'm assuming you're talking about January 6th, correct?" "All you guys want to do was bring up J6 about the answer to everything."

We all know Trump’s strategy is to try and overwhelm people so they’ll unplug and he can complete his power grab. Here’s how to fight back. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

"man who enthusiastically confirmed unqualified man surprised to find that he is unqualified"

DOJ lawyers should go on a mass nationwide strike.

Grocery prices are still high, a 19-year-old DOGE staffer has access to highly sensitive government data, and a government shutdown looms. Meanwhile, the Republican priorities are on full display:

WSJ, last 48 hours:

Close game

The Emilia Perez drama is infinitely funnier when you remember it’s a disastrously bad movie

In an unusually direct appeal, William Webster, a Republican and former director of both the CIA and the FBI, sent a scathing letter to Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa), urging him to remember his legacy of strengthening the FBI and stop Kash Patel from being confirmed. www.huffpost.com/entry/willia...

If you blame the fires in California on DEI, LGBTQ, Jews or Israel but deny climate change, you’re an asshole.

What a photograph.

Things are going well …

famous sign of journalistic integrity: licking the boots of the richest man in the world by saying you've never criticized him and calling him a genius

If only someone had predicted this was gonna be a shitshow top to bottom OH WAIT

Let's be clear. I am not aware of Lindy Li having ever worked on an actual campaign. She had a ton of money and was buying her way into fundraisers and events and complaining if she didn't get a picture with the VP. She isn't a "Democratic official" and she sure isn't a political strategist.

Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen

New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It theonion.com/new-law-requ...

Right-wing extremists sharing Nazi pornography and vaccine misinformation on X is real life. Liberals arguing about economic policy on Blue Sky is a an echo chamber.

“Laws intended to ban transgender athletes from participating in sports are solutions to a problem that does not exist.”- Cassie Grimsley Ackerley, Chelsea Marion, Ronnye Rutledge www.ajc.com/opinion/opin...

your party is 90% rapists you absolute clown

I hate when the idyllic country town I moved to is hiding a disturbing secret

Make Morgoth Great Again

They're making it about anything other than what it was about because Americans felt catharsis. Because we are being killed by our healthcare system

I don't care what TIME says. MY Person of the Year is Kamala Harris. TIME got it wrong. So did America.

Nancy Mace's former comms director: "her prop of a sling is a pathetic ploy for attention." 👀

This is how the Postmaster General reacts when Members of Congress demand accountability.  He’s the reason your prescriptions, paychecks, and bills are late.  Embarrassing.

Yeah, we went there.

health insurance corporate shares drop upon newly proposed legislation to break up healthcare megacorporations

Sinema missed 11 consecutive judicial confirmation votes before this vote she really came back to work just to be on her bullshit and screw actual workers

The gall of this man.

👀👀

Nobody wants to admit why 10 million democratic voters stayed home in 2024.

Because I know—from the fact that he's come after me personally multiple times—Elon Musk reads my Twitter feed, I do go back there on occasion to Community Note him. Knowing he sees it and knowing also that I'm one of the relatively few people who Jeff Bezos follows makes the gesture worth it to me.

And the guy who worked at the Altoona McDonald’s turned him in.

Don’t mistake our kindness for weakness.

Oh man, I don’t know what’s going to happen but Trump musing about editing the constitution before even getting back into office strikes me as a bad sign of things to come.

fwiw fox news, who is usually very good at picking up populist sentiment, is having a hard time dealing with people hating the insurance companies after the shooting and being the "law and order and pro business" network. populism from the left needs to be more of a thing, dont cede ground.

democratic consultants are like football coaches who never make the playoffs who tell you the only way to make the playoffs is to use their playbook.

If Rosa truly believed this then she’d have no problem using her last name. Unserious.