Tom Bridge Out Ahead ⛔️🌉💥🪦

You still can't make me go there.

Anyone else getting a ton of "you missed a tax deadline!" calls from phone numbers in Canada?

Today's jury duty experience is complete. It wasn't a criminal case! It was a mental health case! I was juror 49 of 54 in the pool. They decided not to even do voir dire for the last six of us. A long day with not a lot happening, but the service is important and mattered.

*BOLSONARO: FEDERAL POLICE REQUESTED I GIVE THEM MY PASSPORT

heck yeah rip all that off and start clean. Right? That's the Brazilian strategy?

“My Catholic Latina opponent wants to impose Sharia Law” is a hilariously desperate closing message. thehill.com/homenews/617...

I feel this in my BONES. But then I was reminded how many people can’t do even the barest minimum of direction-following at jury duty today…

That this is in THE WASHINGTON POST is almost too much irony to bear.

Early voting is now open in DC! 🗳️ Visit an Early Vote Center from 8:30am – 7:00 pm on Monday, October 26 through Sunday, November 1. If you witness any attempt to interfere with our local elections, report it to @Vote4DC at 202-727-2194 or ogc@dcboe.org and OAG at 202-727-3400 or OAGVoting@dc.gov.

Upgrading Super Sad Granville Moore’s Scuttlebutt to Salvation Scuttlebutt – Now Starting to Hear that GM shall live on after October 31st, though changes could be afoot! www.popville.com/2026/10/dc-g...

Oh dear, someone’s upset that their preferred pronouns aren’t being used.

The bike ride at sunrise was great, but I think I would’ve loved it 5° warmer today.

my Portuguese isn't great but I think I can work this out

I have no problem going down to do jury service tomorrow, but 8am is an early goddamn arrival time.

The world right now feels like when I went down to LA to deal with my childhood bedroom after the earthquake. Everything formerly meaningful is in a pile on the floor and it's, OK, what's neither shameful nor broken beyond repair, and worth taking into the future, except it's every institution.

If you suddenly saw that you had 2147483647 seats of an app license in your device management service, you might be asking what happened. Here's what changed in Apple Business this week:

This shit is an insidious lie.

Obama on Trump: “There’s gold everywhere. What’s up with the gold? Everything — more gold. He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.”

Saw an iPhone Duo at the Costco today. Bring on the weird phone revolution. That's a neat device. I hope it catches on. I'll wait for rev 2 or 3

Man, next Diplomat Season when?

Just the dumbest initiative. Stop wasting our time. We have real problems.

[P] Today on "Curtains for Zoosha"...

That's more of a Shelbyville sort of idea.

while you port and emulate games, I ported Jira to my PSP

My god.

My Friend, Tony Williams I first met Tony at X World in 2019 in Sydney. We'd corresponded on the Mac Admins Slack, and via email prior. But we didn't get a chance to meet until the auditorium in Sydney. Tony was a kind man, and an incredible conversationalist, and I remember a lot of great chats…

If you’re a Washington Capitals fan who wants a Washington state outline on your fan merch, Fanatics / New Era have just the thing for you

Pretty big words from a walking dry heave whose most consequential act in office was repelling the Pope to death

Someone stole guitars from '90s rockers Sponge when they stayed in College Park after a Tuesday night show. Missing axes include several Reverends, a couple of Fender basses and a Corona Strat.

This is why I have a Brendan Carr is a Dummy t-shirt from @theverge.com.

Between TLS and PHP, that was not even a mid night's sleep. Godspeed today everyone.

<GOP CANDIDATES> - “Furries are FORCING your CHILDREN into GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERIES at their SCHOOLS!! LITTER BOXES!!!” <me> “…fuck i hope the furries in global IT patch these horrendous exploits before they destroy the internet”

I love hanging out with my parents because they are great parents: have these parents considered trying “not being terrible parents”

I can’t believe we’re still arguing over whether X is for jerks: https://lexontech.org/i-cant-believe-were-still-arguing-over-whether-x-is-for-jerks

Someone missed us.

Economists surveyed by the WSJ don't expect oil to get back to its pre-Iran War price level before ~2029. www.wsj.com/finance/see-...

regular reminder that the DC government under the current mayor is a sloppy shitshow of services and everything could be done better by throwing darts at a board. I really hope the incoming administration cleans house everywhere.

Truly a holiday of our people.

It's a new week, Bluesky. Trust no poll. Trust no pundit. Vote early if you can. Vote in person if you can.

if it were me I would simply not park illegally or speed

Reminder that National Guard should not be breaking up fights, or occupying DC. apnews.com/article/nati...

They started the Iran war together. They crack down on press freedom together. They lie about everything together. Authoritarians of a feather flock together.

Taking away Haines Point is just... I just hate it all.