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To whom it may concern, How much longer do we have to endure this? 🙄

Some of the people behind him look like they really wish they were someplace else.

There’s one guy who I wouldn’t mind being shot as he waddles his fat orange arse out of the White House…

They also said things like "be cool, honeybunny, be cool" during said robbery

Does he have access to move around the multiverse? Is he seeing these things on different earths?

That speech sounds like a ricochet biscuit. It just goes all over the place without a moments notice!

And that’s how he wins so many golf tournaments. trump just makes up the “facts” whether it’s crime or golf strokes

Now there’s no Jesse James, just a Donald Trump.

The looks on their faces is priceless. "How am I going to explain this to everyone that sees me on the TV while this lunatic rambles on?"

Question: How much is a proper tip after we are robbed Sir?

All those restaurants are likely still closing because the economy outside AI/tech is in a recession caused by Trump's idiocy with tariffs and the war in Iran.

This is actual video of a typical DC day. August 2025 when he decided to call in the Guard. Scary, right? People walking around. Music playing (thanks to the Truth Conductor). He lies to create fear.

“It was a dark and stormy night…”

Maybe if they lose decisively on Nov 3 the GOP will abandon him. Plus JD would likely wait til after Jan 20 so he's still eligible to run twice. I'm still hoping coronary disease works more quickly.

Lunatic.

Didn’t Noem get a purse full of bribe payment$$$ lifted at a restaurant?

Was it Mike D? “I’m Mike D and I get respect, your cash and your jewelry is what I expect”.

What is he rambling about? Does anybody have a clue? He makes things up as he goes along. Large word salad with salad dressing on the side.

MAGA mushroom management, kept in the dark and fed bullshit.

He’s still totally pissed that he was confronted in a DC restaurant by actual customers who hadn’t known he would be there rather than worshipped like he expected

was he on the train at Knotts Berry Farm?

Did he just watch a Clint Eastwood western?

Dafuq? Jesse James lolz

The rubes will eat this up?

So many fancy restaurants back then. Huge numbers, tremendous.

Did the restaurants also have tears in their eyes?

What sad isn’t that Trump is saying this. He’s a liar and everyone knows it. What’s sad is all the rubes in the audience who cheer him on. They’re the marks and they’re the pathetic people who will vote for Trump. That a society has THAT many low-IQ people is what’s sad. And dangerous.

“They’re eating the cats. They’re eating the dogs.” 2026 Edition

In the UK the kids call this chatting sh*t.

Grampa's tellin' stories again.

Fuck I hate him:

Dude has never been to a restaurant besides McDonald's in his life has he?

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most. It's sad that there are people who ever believed this glorified carnival barker.

I was going to say Jaleo, or Old Ebbits...

He's talking about Team Rocket.

Go Olies.

And sometimes they protest you youtu.be/DPyVqtcGdzM?...

It’s completely laughable 🙄

Why is he still not locked up in a mental hospital? He is clearly insane.

That must be why you can’t get a reservation, despite the phone still being answered?

Well, Pedophile knows the Gimp. Partied with him.

It's almost certainly a movie that he's misremembered as something that happened to him in real life.

Playing the hits.

Speaking as someone who ate at restaurants in DC throughout the Biden administration without being murdered even once, I never asked for Trump to send in the camo goons.

We’ve passed lying and arrived at just wildly inventing things

I bet the young women were particularly afraid to go to the office

Is he referencing the robbery scene from pulp fiction?? I think he just watched pulp fiction and he thinks that's what washington was like

Trump has clearly lost the plot with respect to where his lies start and end.

How would he know? Was Ronald McDonald held up by the Hamburglar?

They walked in and robbed everyone while speaking authentic frontier gibberish.

Trump compares restaurant crime to Jesse James. But it’s ICE storming restaurants, hauling away workers and tearing families apart. Jesse James robbed people of their money. ICE raids can rob children of their parents. You can replace stolen cash. You can’t replace a stolen childhood. Trumps a loser

They were only closing if they saw him coming.

Did he watch the end of Pulp Fiction?

He sounds desperate to find a single reason to vote for him.

bsky.app/profile/endt...

This is GTA 6.

Shut up piggy

Obama really rattled him, go off old man

What a load of shite....as we say in Scotland

Same place where he wants to build his "championship" golf course?

Bill Maher said Trump was such a great guy…

Wonder how many thousands of migraines he’s cause his followers to have. His voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard. He talks in slow motion when he isn’t screaming. His enablers must wait with bated breath never know what he will say or do.

There are people that think: "I don't understand a word of this, so it must be divine and genius wisdom!" Others think: "Now that's a raving lunatic if I ever heard one!"

Add to this that there are people who have been told their whole lives that the cities are scary and should be avoided

It’s like a low-end comedy club. The audience knows that the amateur up there is making jokes. But the jokes aren’t funny. Then the heckling begins.

Curiosity killed the cat…

They’re billed as political rallies, but they’re really supposed to be entertainment for the MAGA cult.

And the idiots behind him just lap it up. I have nothing but contempt for these people

Cats and dogs feel already entitled by nature: reservation only to keep them in check!

There must be an America.gov AI system that will do that for them.

No. Wrong. Crime sucks in DC. Violent crime in DC increased by 12%. ICE in town? Burglary increased. Trump crime RAPE is down a bit. Assault w/ a Dangerous Weapon increased of 40%

Nope! Not even close.

“All the sommeliers quit. You’d go “Honey where’s the guy who pours our wine and the husband would go, he’s dead. And we’re next. And you never saw them again. It was like Normandy.”

You don’t know the robberies. They live in Canada.

700,000 people in the DMV personally experienced this not happening

Bro... You have to "create the story" with fake internet nonsense first, not just... Aw, forget it. I'm so tired. 🫩

youtu.be/e7GHFuWsmX0?...

Robbery, violent crime, and homicides were at a 50 year low under Biden in Washington, DC as well as much of the rest of the US. Meanwhile, somehow members of his cabinet are so in fear they live on a military base. bsky.app/profile/atru...

When a President makes a statement that a staffer & his wife were shot in DC, there should be reporting to back it up. If none exists we should consider this a hallucination requiring anti-psychotic medications & rendering him unfit 4 duty. 25th Amendment today, yesterday & every day until hes gone!

I suspect that he just saw this in a movie and can't tell that it wasn't a memory.

No wonder the REPUBS got recessed. They can't eat anywhere in DC. Oh and someone might rob them and they'd lose that lunch bag of money they get every day from DonOld. You know, the taxpayer money he steals everyday...

I watched Assassination of Jesse James by Coward Robert Ford this month

Did he also ride his horse through the drive thru?🤮

He's from the alternate universe in Fringe -- things are different there

All of these idiots behind him. Their faces are cemented to this for the rest of their lives. What dummies

When did this not happen?

Describe something that never happened, Mr. Trump. Restaurants did close, but much of it was because of Covid and work-from-home keeping foot traffic away.

With Trump 2.0, you go to a grocery store or gas station and they say, “Give us all your money!”

San Quentin Tinytrumpo

His stories...it's almost like they never happened anywhere but in his mayo mind

🤣🤣🤣

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Strangely adjacent to his robbery. #AlwaysProjection

I call BS on that fool. My son and his family live in DC, and that ain’t happening. 

WTF are people eating at fancy restaurants? Brussels sprouts cooked in a Cabernet Sauvignon reduction sauce, served on a bed of mashed potatoes?

Jesse James holding up a fucking tasting menu. “Hand over the wallets and nobody touches the burrata.” 😭 He’s describing Washington like the waiter asks whether you’d prefer sparkling water or a stagecoach escort home. I am now convinced this isn’t real life, we are in a badly written simulation!

the only DC restaurant he ever ate in was his own. didn't need to leave a tip 😅

He's been watching pulp fiction again.

Just a firehose stream of BS from a pathological liar deep in the throes of dementia.

He’s an imbecilic child. He has the brain of a 7 year old.

He’s really leaning hard into the racism tonight. He knows what his audience wants.

The people behind him look bored to death

So no one is actually listening to him: scratching face, eyes looking elsewhere, face of boredom, rubbing eyes and are most here in their 20’s? Guess $200.00 doesn’t get him full attentive actors, at his rambling events