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ISO8601 or bust

this is worthless unless they license the 1963 hit “Surfin’ Bird” by The Trashmen

oh, geordi. geordi, geordi, geordi.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DECtalk

this is what it looks like to always commit to the bit

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

i need this in high resolution with a little magnet to indicate how i’m feeling on any given day

This cat captures the essence of being a cat

i'm not saying i'd have set it on fire but, again, that's because of the trees

no, grubhub, i do not want free gambling credits for the gambling website. i might want to add a few things from seveneleven, you’ve got me there

This 19th c lady’s multitool was found in the pocket(!) of an antique (1872) garment donated to the historic clothing archive at my employer. It features a button hook for fitted gloves and a tiny corkscrew. The corkscrew is too small for wine & was probably intended to open apothecary bottles.

Any attack that doesn’t hit is meaningless. 当たらなければどうということはないですっ☆

this reminds me, i need a new cabin air filter for my car

eating a hot pocket with a fork

never played mass effect 3. was it good? i didn't play it because i was working in retail training at the time and was provided with source material that really emphasized that the previous two games didn't matter, it's not a trilogy, those are like prequels, etc. so why bother?

do you want to see what happens when i right-click a onedrive link in outlook

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

my pumkin he is everything

everybody crawling back to static html while it <blinks> at them in smug satisfaction

[dark souls font] TETRAPHOBIA VINDICATED

i'm honestly surprised that there aren't star wars branded cpap masks, the market is RIGHT THERE

details leaked. this vulnerability is a full unauthenticated unconditional remote code execution exploit against any service running on a PHP version from 5.4 until latest yeah if anything deserves CVSS 11, this is it. this is CATACLYSMICALLY bad.

so is reacher basically just fred jones from scooby doo if he found a genie lamp and wished to be big

42 years old and no chest hair. what’s HIS excuse?

A little Nazgul animation made for #tolktober. Rotoscope animation, printed on paper. Soundtracked with my micro cassette recorder.

I put the orgone pyramid on top of the hammerhead worm container in case they're into that stuff, or maybe so it attracts more worms. I think that's what it does

whalefall (2026)

“guile”, mostly

Remembering in college that I took a course on political controversies surrounding the teaching of evolution, where really ultimately the main thrust of the course was the professor making the case to us that Richard Dawkins is a chump and an asshole and Stephen Jay Gould rules

“i am the master of my own destiny” i think to myself as i put a can of soda into the freezer to cool

Appa the highland cow is often left to be the babysitter for a sploot of napping yak babies, but she never seems to mind the job.

today i used openai-whisper to transcribe audio. at the end of the output file it wrote "Put your body on the table" and then threatened to crush my hat, all timestamped beyond the actual runtime.

the problem with a prequel about jason is that there’s not a lot to parse

this is an interesting clip because it shows how finely calibrated the current american reactionary idiom is to being a foil to the "when they go low we go high" democratic opposition. all you have to do is take the gloves off and the vances and trumps are immediately exposed

america's strategic reserve of kai's power goo is stored at mar-a-lago. that's why they all look like that.

my 'this is my justification for slavery' post has a lot of people asking questions which, admittedly, were raised by my post

gonna piss everybody off by pronouncing "vice versa" as per reconstructed classical latin

typing in lowercase is the new vocal fry.