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Can Ai do this? (Slips on a grass-green goose turd and falls into the pond. And not in my imagination.)

It ended with Mamdani and Trump explaining that's all the time they have. They walked off into the background and around the corner. After a few moments, Mamdani came back, and the press reacted with laughter and joyfully talked about the fat old autocrat behind his back.

Children dancing in most unlively possible way, 1640s. Musician baffled. What am I doing wrong? By the Le Nain brothers, or one of their followers. It's their day.

Never let a writer help you move

the way things are going, the only safe thing to eat will be the rich

Looking forward, I’d like to once again joyfully volunteer to take off all the gold in the White House and throw it out I’ll stay at my uncle’s so it won’t cost me anything but time

Me: *tells joke* Her: Can’t you ever be serious? Me: *tells same joke in German* Her: OK, that was scary

In honour of Ian McCulloch's birthday from Echo And The Bunnymen Ron sings "Bring On The Dancing Horses" RS youtu.be/BXxX4mHxqyk?...

In honour of my friend "Graham Gouldman's birthday from 10cc Ron sings "The Things We Do For Love" RS youtu.be/ubrCk25IOtA?...

Surround yourself with the kind of people who find the Oxford comma to be illuminative, beautiful, and necessary.

OSHA! You dark horse, you. I was just reading Appendix A of Part 1 of the OSHA Accepted Fit Test Protocols for the Respiratory Protection Program when I came across this lovely procedure under "Test Exercises".

Curtain rises and a sculpted man performs a dance among silent musical instruments. By Evaristo Baschenis, whose day is today.

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

On Halloween and every day of the year... "You can not do a kindness too soon, because you never know how soon it will be too late." --Emerson ⏱

Avian Flu detected on more Minnesota turkey farms Notably, two large commercial turkey farms were hit in Minnesota. www.cidrap.umn.edu/a...

This poor hen looks exhausted, but after a couple of months of laying eggs, sitting on eggs, hatching eggs, and keeping chicks fed, watered and alive, she finally got them all up on the roost. You're doing a great job, Blueberry!

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

Brand new Birchen Laced (?) and gorgeous Spangled Rooster. Some way to meet Roderick’s passing. The Blue has Roderick’s soul, and then some.

USDA suspends southern border livestock imports over New World screwworm threat As cattle detections track northward, Mexico recently reported its first human case. www.cidrap.umn.edu/m... USDA / John Kucharski

Today from Tupelo, Miss.

Gary Oldman crying at farts being dubbed into some of his his movie roles. Farts are always funny…

"The frogs are now singing but Roderick can't hear them. Three nights ago (all pious and sanguine in faith) Reynard came to call. Old friends they were, but poor friends then and now! Our second rooster - the back door man - came to meet Reynard with chivalry and all a second rooster can bring.."

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one of us either needs to take grandma to the optometrist or tell her no more cats

🚨 #AltGov Alert 🚨 With a labor of love and a dedication to their oath, @alt-dol.bsky.social has stepped up to bring Dept of Labor to the #AltGov team. Please join us in welcoming them but do it safely. We don't want any OSHA violations.

3. How can I help? Here is our hot take: 1) Engage in the political process by expressing your opinions loudly and often. 2) Form your trusted communities, establish safe ways to communicate and coordinate; 3) Resist. However feels right to you, to the degree you are comfortable.

We have been careful to avoid using the word coup, but it’s time to call it what it is—this is a coup. Trump signed an executive order granting only the attorney general or the president the authority to interpret laws executed by the executive branch.

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

Sometimes, life gives you a #platypus coming down a waterfall. 🤩 #Tasmania #platypuses #fieldwork #MammalWatching #WildOz

Breaking news - King Frederik of Denmark just "shocked some historians" by updating the 500 year-old Danish royal coat of arms to more prominently feature Greenland (polar bear) and the Faroe Islands (ram).

I promise they also have a nice coop full of food and dry straw. This is their choice.

Ponds are freezing up in Rappahannock County. Snow is on the way!

Loudoun County: Get out the vote for JJ Singh and Kannnan Srinivasan to keep our Democratic majorities in the Virginia State Senate and the House of Delegates. Vote Tuesday, January 7th! #Virginia #VoteBlue

Just a reminder that your local library has more than books! Many also have dvds, cds, video games, game systems, internet hot spots, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, park passes, museum passes, and so much more! Maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚

Agree or disagree?

Benny had been undercover for three weeks now, and the case was going nowhere.