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scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black

Thank goodness. I was gonna be so pissed if I got raptured today. Heathen-ness confirmed. Whew.

Berman: Was the President right about the polling? Enten: No. If we are comparing him to other presidents at this point in their presidencies, he is the second lowest on record compared only to himself.

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Pope Al Dente Lasagna

Last night I attended the Save Our Services rally in New York City. Listen to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) fighting for people & federal workers: “Every day our job is to wake up and say ‘what can I do today?’ — There is no act too small. Every action matters.” @aoc.bsky.social

USA! USA! USA!

Kristi Noem: ‘We can't trust the government anymore.” Dana: “You are the government.” “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.” 🥴

Trump Asks Which One The Ball theonion.com/trump-a...

JD Vance was owned hard over his excusing of the anti-Indian racist on DOGE, Marko Elez.

#RepresentationMatters

Melania looks like a combination of the Babadook and the Quaker Oats man

#StarTrek #InaugurationDay

Form meets function

Okay, everyone, you know the drill: we watch out for one another and keep fighting until we can't fight any more. Good luck to us all.

After David Lynch used my apartment to shoot some of INLAND EMPIRE, he stayed in touch via random phone calls. Every one of them was a treasure. His art has been part of my life since I was a child. The world just got a little less weird, and we are all poorer for it. Fix your hearts or die.

Lord, I see what you have done for others.

Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes

I’m sick of living through Wikipedia entries.

oh my Christ, someone bought the duvet cover

Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub

Physical media forever, I am literally always saying this ✨💿✨ www.avclub.com/death-of-dvd...

Weird question: Do you feel like people have been acting a bit strangely lately? Or like you have? Just sort of brain foggy, slow to react, not sure how to interact with people?

Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.

Just a reminder that in 2019, RFK Jr.'s anti-vaccine misinformation campaign helped cause a measles outbreak in Samoa that killed 83 people, mostly kids. Do you really want him to lead the Department of Health and Human Services?

Me: I did a good deed and paid for an old lady’s groceries today Wife: I’m 3 months older than you and the groceries were for our family Me: semantics

NEW: After reviewing leaked documents, we have found UnitedHealth is strategically limiting access to a treatment for thousands of children with autism across the country in order to cut costs. Advocates say the company’s strategy may be illegal. www.propublica.org/article/unit... 👇

Absolute Garbage. Oof.

thank god we didn't call them bluesky messages or else we'd all be sliding into each others bms

Oh my god now 6 year old wants to watch The Phantom Menace, which, fine, except… We are barely into it & I have to stop every 15 seconds to explain: taxes, trade, intergalactic shipping, blockades, trade unions, the difference between a Republic & an Empire AND an Emperor & a Supreme Chancellor…

Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.

This is a much better summation of how I've been feeling about this whole situation. And after hearing the trickle of good news people are getting from their insurance companies in the days following, it's starting to feel like the people have threatened a coup and the companies are afraid. Good.

Battlestar Galactica (the remake) started 21 years ago today with a miniseries. 🎵All along the watchtower The princes kept the view While all the women came and went Barefoot servants, too